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PUT THIS ONE ON THE SWITCH YOU COWARDS. GRANDMASTER GALAXY WILL BE DENIED FROM ME NO LONGER

theres a direct throughline between the DS era of mario being all about minis and megas and me now being a big fan of giant robots and kaiju and such

you have never sold everything everything (you have never sold everything everything)

i know this is decreed by the Mario Lords to be "one of the bad ones", but i cant help it, i like this one. hate the seadrings though. seadric has earned my eternal scorn

literally every game should let you customize your characters like this. just let people play with colors. who doesnt love colors??? cmon guys. learn from wario here

in a sense this game made me realize im bisexual so i would like to play it someday

dont ask for my thoughts about cosmic clones if you value your time

i love being a little octopus guy. especially a little octopus guy with longer hair. feels good

im sure this game is fine if you play it while being above the age of 5, but i was born with an enmity towards it in my soul

never finished this because i got stubborn and wouldnt move on until i caught a shiny regice i never ended up finding lmao

my thoughts on this game are myriad and contradictory, but the simplest distillation of them is that i think it is Good but Could Have Been Better

my favorite pokemon, i think? i think? its hard to say, but im pretty sure

i used to be so good at this game. whats happened to me thats not the games fault though. celeste is great

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unironically the hypest gameplay moment was beating the final boss by refreshing CHOUDENJIII SPIN like five times in one turn. was great. highly recommend. also theres really good character interactions and stuff