• Akara thinks you are stupid.

This is not the smart scalding commentary you think it is.

SAVE MY PROGRESS PROPERLY DIPSHIT. janky also. music's ok tho

"There's no room for logic in the realm of dreams, Professor."

I like it when a game is just consistent enough to make you stay up at night thinking about how it could be better, and that's basically what happened with this game. It's a great time if you want stories that you don't think about too hard (which I did want. I literally only played this because I thought 'oh, Hikari is going to hit every single overdone trope that I love so much in RPGs', and then his story did exactly that and I clapped and cheered).

Other than the storytelling (which starts out generally surprisingly strong, and then has most of the individual stories end very predictably, if not straight up fall apart into nonsense), the game delivers in almost every other aspect. It looks great, sounds fantastic (the voice acting feels awkward sometimes even by my low standards, especially a few sections where the recordings were clearly poorly mixed and the volume didn't match the rest of the game; but when it's good, it's good), and the battle system is a joy to figure out and break in half.

I feel like I will have more agonizing thoughts about this game than I probably should. Now to pray that one day there's a third game that refines things even further...

happy birthday to me, with the best gift for myself i could think of this year. i dunno, just feels fitting. <3

[got best ending w/ guide but cant be assed to do the rest]

all style, no substance (why should witches hate men btw?)

yeah sure this is a game :) a small part of my ventures to see what Sukeban has made, it's incredibly brief and yet mildly compelling. not the worst way to spend 10 mins

I haven't been this confounded by a sequel's existence since Chrono Cross. at least the music is better here than the original AI (as is the voice acting, surprisingly)

it was fun to zoom around so idc

using this space to say i love my friends and acquaintances with awesome taste

[completed on easy, all cells found, 99% completion in-game]
if the story and soundtrack weren't so weak, would have been a 3.5
movement took too long to click, but once it did, it was fun enough; finale sequence was the best part
visibility is piss poor sometimes, esp in final area - thank fuck for youtube

music is excellent, just listen to that instead.
as a K0 fan, I'd rather beat that for the 20th time - sometimes the successors thoroughly outshine their sources of inspiration, etc💙

[40 base game time pieces, on the fence about doing dlc]

if you want something REALLY short and sweet (and made in just as short a time) - well, here you might have just found it. <3

i hate this game. i had fun though???
still, i would rec people play 999 over this crap <3