chorogon
2004
controls are abysmal, new characters either break the level design in a boring way (luigi) or just feel miserable to play as (yoshi, wario), new content generally does not add much of anything to the game. fails to understand anything about why the original was so good and just feels like some glorified tech demo rather than a remake that needed to happen.
carried hard by nostalgia, convinced that anyone who thinks this is better than the original booted up 64 for like 15 minutes and then never touched it again. there's very much a reason why the speedrunning scene for this game is completely dwarfed by the original.
pretty miserable game, only redeemed by the fact that it's still mario 64 (ableit a much shittier version of it)
carried hard by nostalgia, convinced that anyone who thinks this is better than the original booted up 64 for like 15 minutes and then never touched it again. there's very much a reason why the speedrunning scene for this game is completely dwarfed by the original.
pretty miserable game, only redeemed by the fact that it's still mario 64 (ableit a much shittier version of it)
2019
has almost everything i'd want out of a metroidvania game. great boss fights, great music, fun exploration and items.
honestly the only thing missing for me is a stronger sense of atmosphere (à la the 2d metroids or momodora RUTM) but everything else in this game is so good that it more than makes up for that.
honestly the only thing missing for me is a stronger sense of atmosphere (à la the 2d metroids or momodora RUTM) but everything else in this game is so good that it more than makes up for that.
2014
doesn't have serilly
2020
has serilly
2017
wow this is asscheeks
2000
This review contains spoilers
this is the sex of mario party games
1999
it's old and jank but i love it
2011
minecraft
2020
fun game
worth picking up again if you dropped it after the initial hype
nearly every issue most people had with it early in its life has been addressed through the game's updates + the game has a consistent flow of new content
worth picking up again if you dropped it after the initial hype
nearly every issue most people had with it early in its life has been addressed through the game's updates + the game has a consistent flow of new content
2013
the most bland pokemon game i've ever played
several ideas are thrown at the wall and almost none of them stick
the new pokemon are cool, the pss was a great addition, fairy type is cool, but everything else about the game is so forgettable
after gamefreak took risks with the gen 5 games, they reeled back and played it much safer with this uninteresting mess of a game
it's competently made and perfectly playable, but lacks so much of the charm that made the older games and even the gen 7 games much better than this piece of shit
gen 1 pandering was at a high during this game, but it doesn't really make sense because this game came out before all the genwunners got back into the series - it just ends up being lame ass kanto references one after another and i can't help but to roll my eyes thinking about it all
the only reason to still own this game is just to use it to complete the dex in a different 3ds pokemon game
several ideas are thrown at the wall and almost none of them stick
the new pokemon are cool, the pss was a great addition, fairy type is cool, but everything else about the game is so forgettable
after gamefreak took risks with the gen 5 games, they reeled back and played it much safer with this uninteresting mess of a game
it's competently made and perfectly playable, but lacks so much of the charm that made the older games and even the gen 7 games much better than this piece of shit
gen 1 pandering was at a high during this game, but it doesn't really make sense because this game came out before all the genwunners got back into the series - it just ends up being lame ass kanto references one after another and i can't help but to roll my eyes thinking about it all
the only reason to still own this game is just to use it to complete the dex in a different 3ds pokemon game
2007
This review contains spoilers
i like this game a lot but it's slightly overhyped
gameplay-wise, it's the hardest to revisit because there's so little to do compared to future entries (especially during ng+)
story-wise, it has the best final act out of the three modern persona games, but the rest of the story is pretty much about on-par with 4 and 5 imo
the main cast is probably my least favorite between 3-5 (i don't like yukari, koromaru doesn't really add anything to the party's dynamic, and ken is just kinda irrelevant to anything outside of akihiko's character arc) but junpei, akihiko, and aigis are probably some of my most favorite characters in the series
for a first-time playthrough, i think the game is still good, but it's still very jank and barren compared to future installments in the series. replaying it after finishing p5r just kinda makes even more apparent.
i still respect and enjoy this game for what it is, but i feel people look past all its issues way too much because of all the persona 4 bad and persona 5 cringe shit takes on twitter.
gameplay-wise, it's the hardest to revisit because there's so little to do compared to future entries (especially during ng+)
story-wise, it has the best final act out of the three modern persona games, but the rest of the story is pretty much about on-par with 4 and 5 imo
the main cast is probably my least favorite between 3-5 (i don't like yukari, koromaru doesn't really add anything to the party's dynamic, and ken is just kinda irrelevant to anything outside of akihiko's character arc) but junpei, akihiko, and aigis are probably some of my most favorite characters in the series
for a first-time playthrough, i think the game is still good, but it's still very jank and barren compared to future installments in the series. replaying it after finishing p5r just kinda makes even more apparent.
i still respect and enjoy this game for what it is, but i feel people look past all its issues way too much because of all the persona 4 bad and persona 5 cringe shit takes on twitter.
2020
cute little two player game
had fun playing through this with my girlfriend
had fun playing through this with my girlfriend
2007
fun game
2020
legitimately the best fps game i have ever played
took what worked in 2016 and improved on it in every way
took what worked in 2016 and improved on it in every way
2016
solid game
definitely served as the foundation for something even greater
i wonder what that could be 🤔
definitely served as the foundation for something even greater
i wonder what that could be 🤔