gonna be real wit u, im just padding my games list with dis shit dawg who the FUCK cares about the chrome dino

Talking flowers, really?

This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.

i want rosalina to ram me with her bike at 200cc speed killing me instantly

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I remember playing this before the divorce, the wife said that I was being "cruel" when I'd ditch Yoshi in a pit to make it to the end of a level. I'm "cruel" for doing that, but she's "totally justified" in taking 800 bucks a month for a son that isn't mine, I swear. Bitch.

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