I learned through playing this game the hidden secondary meaning of ‘CBT’: Clyde Boss Torture

I bet this is more fun if you’re not going for 100% completion

The final boss alone lowers any potential rating by one star

Oh, non-set-damage basic attack, how I’ve missed you.

You know this game is a mess but the worst part is definitely being Ed Sheeran jumpscared

The middest game that never ends

[The following is a review of the FF2 half of this compilation]


Jesus Christ.

When the final boss is harder than the optional bosses (music slaps though!)

Imagine a post-apocalypse, but like... cutesy!

The english dub is good! [sobs] the english dub is goooood....

Lot of fun, very rewarding to get good at! (Some bs with collectibles notwithstanding)

Maybe the collectathon should have stayed dead.

Anubis Rex remains undefeated as hardest boss across both versions of the game