The short campaign is much more enjoyable with snappier controls and skipable cutscenes. Additional side content, achievements, and difficulty options flesh out the game and make it feel as big as it should’ve always been.

Looks beautiful on the Wii U, but a disappointingly short campaign. Side missions made up for it when they were all added

I used to run around and pretend I was a Pikmin

Set the foundation for the Pikmin series, but jank, bad pikmin AI and, and short length hold it back.

This fueled my health anxiety like nothing else

One of the few games I requested a refund for. Feels like a roblox obby that I was done with in 20 minutes, not worth the $20 price tag I paid.

BOTW-clone with Reddit-tier writing.

Obligatory backstory to understand what’s happening in MGSV (a useless endeavor as I’d soon discover) that does a decent job setting up the main game. I just wanted to get into the real game and it felt less polished by direct comparison.

It wasn’t bad, but completely unremarkable. Felt a little too gross for me seeing nude and mutilated bodies so quickly into the game. It was a nice touch to be able to customize the size of your wanker though.

For the first time in a long time, a sequel to one of my favorite franchises made me change my favorite game in that series. This game took everything that made the first 3 games great and expanded upon all of it. Easily my game of the year.

Fun puzzle shooter with nice music, style, and characters. Nothing too memorable though, I have no idea how this game got a perfect score.

The best philosophy-themed game I played. I liked the multiple endings and plot twists. Playing as a girl in a skimpy leather outfit and heels wasn’t too bad either. As a bonus, runs at 60fps on the base PS4

Single handedly brought back Family Guy Funny Moments

C’MERE ROACH

HEE HEE HEE HA

Best mobile game and it’s really not a contest.