Alright then. So I was in my computing class and we were about to get underway with the lesson. Slowly everyone came in one by one and sat down at their computer and turned it on. I was funnily enough the first one there and had already turned everything off. By the time I turned chrome on however…there was an error. The Wi-Fi in the school had completely gone down. Everyone in the class was confused and so was our teacher. As soon as he saw the Wi-Fi was down he went out the classroom and left us to it. So it was just us. 18 kids in a classroom seeing the same ‘there is no internet connection’ and the same…dinosaur. Immediately, someone in the class looked at me and knew exactly what we needed to do. He gathered the other boys in the class and all at the same time…we pressed the space bar. The small pixelated dino jumped and that’s when it began. We set up a mini tournament right there and then and so we all tried to get as far as we could. After 5 minutes, I’d already made it to a high score of around 2000 whilst the person next to me, who was essentially my rival at this point, was at around 2100. No one even came close to where we were. We had almost got down everything about the game and could easily predict when we needed to jump and when we didn’t, even out the corner of our eye. Eventually, however, our teacher returned and announced that the Wi-Fi would be turned back on soon. Surprisingly, he was actually impressed with what were able to do in the game, and by the time the lesson finally continued to how it was supposed to be. We were all very very satisfied.

Dino, jumping, no internet, fuck them pterodactyls

1,963 DAYS AND COUNTING

COPE AND SEETHE, PIRATES, DENUVO IS FOREVER UNBEATABLE

FINALLY CRACKED

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/s/h5n5ecgk8J

>I wanted to make the Goth couple bang
>Spent entire days just having them talk to raise affection and study to get more money
>Turns out both of them got exhausted and were fired for not going to work
>Money started dwindling since no one was providing
>Completely neglect daughter, didn't even click her once
>Daughter horribly failed all subjects and was sent away to a military school
>Couple started getting haunted every night
>Husband got severely depressed after being fired
>The wife barely ever cooked so her cooking rate was abysmal, I don't know if this was the cause but the stove caught on fire once when she was cooking
>By stove, I mean entire kitchen
>By entire kitchen, I mean everyone that was inside the kitchen as well
>Which was only her, so not really everyone. Point is, she died in a horrible fire.
>Her ashes mixed together with the ashes of the furniture and the (already depressed) husband had to wipe them away
>Daughter didn't even get to know her mother died horribly since she was probably busy shining some shoes or shooting guns somewhere, idk
>Couple never once banged
>Stupid fucking clown kept mocking me, what an asshole
>Reload my save file

It’s 1987 and your best friend invites you over to his place to play video games, he says he got a new game and loves it and thinks you’ll like it too. Expecting Alex Kidd in Miracle World on the Sega Master System you excitedly agree! Then after school you two head over to his place to play, then he pulls out an NES and a game called Volleyball, you’re disappointed but hope for the best. You two start playing and you quickly discover how bad this game is, controlling the players is difficult and the feel of the game is awful with annoying sound effects. A sinking feeling sets in before you look around and realize your best friend is a huge Nintendo fan and thinks the NES is a good console! With good games??? Insanity!!! Finally your mom comes to pick you and release you from your torment. You leave and when you get in the car, your mom asks you how it was. You tell her that you no longer have a best friend.