One of the best ways to burn your retinas in the middle of the night

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someone named -G told me i was a fa**ot

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One of the best games I have ever played, you can really feel the love of the devs emanating from this series, like some greenish radioactive hue
Also Hatsune Miku told me to kill the bad guys and get the bag, what more could I ask for in this life

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Thanks for stopping a blade with your stomach Geppetto, dumbass
#packwath #ripbozo wont be missed

Excelent art, audio and story, even when I already knew how it was going to end from the beggining it was worth the ride, the gameplay is meh but is alright because that isn't in what you should be focusing on

Good story, good art, good visuals
I really liked the dice system in this game, no matter your luck or the number in the dice you can always use it for something useful, even a 1 can save you from starving in the right places, while the 5 a 6 always come in handy for some story missions or some actions that you really dont want to screw up
Also while I dont think this game is difficult, you can always feel the fear of not knowing if you will have the resources to survive another day, either money or time, so simple things like finding some scrap or gaining energy while doing certain actions make you feel relieve of knowing you can survive an extra day without having to buy rations or some expensive medicine, even as you upgrade your character and find the best strategy to survive, you can still feel this sensation as you wonder if you will have enought time to find a solution to your problem, or even if the solution you have been spending most of your time is really a good one or you should spend your limited time pursuing another one
If I had to pick one not great thing about the game, I would say that maybe it could really use more places where you could spend money, as sometimes it can be frustrating having to wait 6+ days for a store with an specific item to be available while the clock is ticking, and one time I was starving without any actions left, and despite having the money to afford some food, the only places I could buy from where unavalible for story reasons. Still I feel like those are isolated cases more than a regular problem and should not discourage anyone from playing this amazing game

cute game but I think you could tell the same story with a 1/4 of the dialogues, the inventory makes me wanna kms, the crop system feels like a cheap, bad implemented way of extend playtime and the missions needed to upgrade the weapons are just boring and slow

I wish crime was real so we could execute Lobster Cop and Mason Mole

Cool game but the console controls makes me wanna kms

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I was 97% sure the story was about sex, but then i finished it and idk what was that about

The Broom closet ending was so good, definitely my favorite ending
I'm gonna get it again in ten years

(Presses A for 3 hours) Yooo this gameplay is fire

Masterpiece
thats it, thats the review

cool concep awful controlls and kinda broken in general