filmbrando
2004
Imagine you're on your death bed and the light is starting to fade, then suddenly from the void you hear, "HERO TIME" and then you have the strength to play a life-saving minigame
I used to speedrun this game and by speedrun I mean my family computer couldn't handle it so I'd see how far I could get through the first cutscene before the game crashed
I think the farthest I ever got was loading into the first level before the computer became louder than the sound effects and the monitor just went black
I think the farthest I ever got was loading into the first level before the computer became louder than the sound effects and the monitor just went black
They really took a look at the combat and exploration abilities from the first one and thought, “what if everything took ten times as long?”
Like dang Ubisoft I’d love to finish this combat encounter before I get my AARP card
Like dang Ubisoft I’d love to finish this combat encounter before I get my AARP card
2007
I would rent this from Blockbuster and then wake up super early for school so that I could play it for a bit
Shocked that this didn't catch on more for the absolute meme goldmine it could've provided with being able to draw literally anything
Shocked that this didn't catch on more for the absolute meme goldmine it could've provided with being able to draw literally anything
2009
The ultimate net-positive result of the Playstation Network outage of 2011 was getting this game for free so that I didn't have to convince my parents to buy a game where people say a swear
1998
I don't really have a joke for this one because some combination of Rusty Bucket Bay and the final stretch of the Gruntilda boss where you have to shoot eggs into the big statue made me so upset it kinda ruined the rest of the game for me
Oopsie I didn't enjoy the game I spent half my life being excited to play sorry
Oopsie I didn't enjoy the game I spent half my life being excited to play sorry
Travis was sent to horny jail for nine years after this game
This is the best thing to come out of the Prince of Persia series since those badass tie-in Lego sets for the 2010 movie
Shoutout to MLK for giving me the day off when this dropped, he fulfilled my dream
Shoutout to MLK for giving me the day off when this dropped, he fulfilled my dream
I know Indy's seen some pretty wild stuff but the guy straight up fights the Kraken in here and shrugs it off
It's not even the final boss, it's like 1/3 of the way through the game and he never just says, "oh by the way I fought the Kraken in an undersea temple, that's pretty wild right?"
And this is before any of the theatrical films, mind you
It's not even the final boss, it's like 1/3 of the way through the game and he never just says, "oh by the way I fought the Kraken in an undersea temple, that's pretty wild right?"
And this is before any of the theatrical films, mind you
One of the most stressful parts of my childhood was playing 'The Spare Room' level where, often without warning, the Mrs. Macready alarm starts going off and you have seconds to find a hiding spot
It was Alien Isolation years before Alien Isolation
It was Alien Isolation years before Alien Isolation
Rosh Penin is the nastiest skank b1tch I've ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly sl*t
I let out an otherworldly cackle upon opening the Oompa-Loompa Album only to realize my reward(s) for 100%-ing levels were low quality screen grabs of random Oompa-Loompas from the movie
My quarter-life-crisis was buying the Timothee Chalamet Paul Atreides skin for $20 so I could have something to play with online when I play with my friends
Bring back coked-out Wario, you cowards!
Even coming out of a 3DS' speakers, listening to 'Snake Eater' is a spiritual and sexual experience