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If You Talk About How Games "Aged Badly" I'm Fucking Stealing Something Out Of Your House

my fine motor skills aren't up to this but the presentation is indeed very charming

Putting the controller on my balls while playing to feel something

this is the game that killed F-Zero. Nintendo knew they could never one up this

i think i would like this if i figured out how not to suck ass at it

Theres a universe where God Hand is the most popular game ever created and this game slipped out of that universe and into ours

Even though I greatly enjoyed my time with this game after a three-year wait, I still felt unsatisfied. I guess that's what I get for setting unreasonably high expectations.

I will say that they hit the nail on the head with the aesthetic and music! There's really good tracks like the main menu and the three Hideki Naganuma songs.

Even with the new mobility options that help you maintain your momentum, I still wish that the trick system was a little more technical than "Press X/Y/B in consecutive order while holding RT". All of the movement styles felt the same because of that.

If you like Jet Set Radio, you would like this, just don't set your bar too high.

i smoked indica at school ina. stall then i got home and bought this and then i made hatsune miku and urotsuki and a Cum milkshake