"Limited surreal sci-fi anime series in the form of a 3D beat-em-up with new weapons gated behind ecchi minigames" is a pitch that would scare current publishers shitless.
Such an ontological masterpiece. I can't believe what I've just experienced, it blends together everything I've ever felt from a videogame, from the sadness, to the grief, to the humour, to the cheesiness.