Cool Places in Gaming I'd Want To Live In

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Hateno Province.

Settling down in Hateno would be awesome and there are so many apples you can pick and you could also go out on gay sex adventures with Sidon and Kass
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine – Isle Delfino

I would fall asleep on every one of these beaches. I can look at that white sand and instantly feel the hotness.
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time – Yoshi's Island

Yes, specifically this Yoshi's Island. This game singlehandedly instilled in me a life-long yearning for Yoshi's cookies. Me and my Yoshi friends would bake cookies and play and sing and have so much fun all day long.
Sky: Children of the Light
Sky: Children of the Light
Sky – The Sky

These spaces were literally designed to hang out in. Extremely gentle and relaxing atmosphere no matter where you look.
Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest
Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest
Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest – Nohr

Trying my best not to let this list slowly turn into a list of locations where hot anime boys live but Fates has some of the best environment design I've ever seen in a Fire Emblem game.

It's a shame that the whole point of this route game is that it actually sucks to live in Nohr, but at least you'd be having the most mindblowing gay sex of your life every single day.
Pokkén Tournament DX
Pokkén Tournament DX
Pokkén Tournament DX – Ferrum

Every single one of these stages has such a lived-in "people living alongside Pokémon" feel to them, arguably even moreso than the actual mainline games.

Not doing any actual battling and just running errands in the big city or retiring into the smaller autumn villages with all my Pokémon buddies sounds like an awesome time.
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile – Phantomile

It's a toss-up between the Windmill Village and the Moon Kingdom but I think I gotta' pick the latter because when you walk on the ground there it makes pretty golden sparkles.
Nintendo Switch Sports
Nintendo Switch Sports
Nintendo Switch Sports – Spocco Square

They gotta' bring communal spaces back.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD – The Great Sea

Lots of lonely little islands to call home. I'd probably be a Private Oasis kind of guy.

Specifically the HD version because the Swift Sail changed the face of public transportation forever.
Bayonetta
Bayonetta
Bayonetta – Vigrid

Gloomy but gay, just like me :)
Sonic Adventure
Sonic Adventure
Sonic Adventure – Station Square

I would stay at the hotel with an AWESOME pool right next to the beach, how can you go wrong?
Yoshi's Woolly World
Yoshi's Woolly World
Yoshi's Woolly World – Yoshi's Woolly World

Get ready to be enveloped by softness... assuming that this place doesn't get staticky as all hell.
Space Channel 5
Space Channel 5
Space Channel 5 – Anyplace where Ulala is about to break the news

Those dancing and strutting NPCs look like they're having the time of their life.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Yaoiville

A place that was literally made for me. :)
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Unleashed – Spagonia

I think I would make a good European.

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