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arbiter standing there while his husband master chief has a beautiful tearful reunion with his ai wife cortana in multiplayer mode like dis: 🧍

If you are sad that bloober team is going to stomp on everything that Silent Hill 2 is all about with their eventual dogshit remake than don't worry because the best silent hill game made since 3 is right here! Enjoy this game while you can before people try and tell you it’s overrated or nothing but annoying people talk about it and get you mad

After losing my save when the game came out and putting off replaying back to where i was 2 years later i am happy i finally did it. I knew i would love it, i knew it would be amazing and still it blew me away.

cortana could say some marvel quip shit like "uh oh... he's right behind me isn't he" and i would eat it up like chicken dinner yes queen you're so funny

best protag best story best ost, main party avoids self flanderization unlike p5's

half a star taken off for no bromance social links and tartarus kinda sucks

me when a bad bitch (cortana) tells me what to do🫡

Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometime, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking.

“Unicorn Overlord” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was clean. 󠀀

It's a perfect recreation of the high school experience, complete with that one friend who's really homophobic for no apparent reason that makes you look back and think "wow that guy really was a massive cunt why did I hang out with him" except everyone is homophobic including you

never have i experienced a game that was so bad it actually exhausted me. i was ready to make a long post with every issue i had with the plot/pacing/characters/mysteries but as the last chapter dragged on with its obvious unsubtle twists i realized i would have spent longer writing the post than they spent writing this awful game

you gotta be careful with this one because you might accidentally become emotionally attached to a character and spend two and a half years of your life drawing almost exclusively comics of them on twitter dot com

possibly the greatest co-op game of all time. Virtually unplayable without a friend though. I love the arcade style scoring system for each chapter, as well as mercenaries mode. many fond memories of working toward getting the platinum trophy with a buddy