heather
its a whatever game but an extra half star cause da cart is red
TBD
what the fuck
1989
this game is good and fun
honestly kind of underrated because of avgn. it's shit but tries something different and it was fun for me to figure that stuff out
shit game but the soundtrack goes absolutely bonkers
2022
really decent souls-like from sokpop with cute bugs and stuff and its neat. like most sokpop games i just wish it was longer. its also got its proverbial bugs as well like an issue with not being able to lock-on until you restart your game. besides that its a really fun short little action rpg thing
2021
fall guys minus cringe
they put new jack and violent j on the cover this is the best wrestling game ever made literally
if you are autistic like me you like to make your little simpon town and make it grow over time and have your little simpen men do things from da simpsins and its awesome. otherwise its a piece of shit boring game with no actual gameplay that was designed to literally bleed you of your money with no real reward or fulfillment at all besides you now have hank scorpio, a one time simpsons character from s8e2 "You Only Move Twice" and he's just there in your town to do animations and stuff and he's really tiny and he only costed you 8 usd
its a fuckin regular ass match 3 game but its the one i play and its literally hours of fun if you dont spend money. i fuckin hate this game ive played it so much
one of the greatest wrestling games ever made with perfect controls and at a time with one of the greatest rosters ever all from multiple different companies even a few pride fc guys. so satisfying to play and so much content.
2000
dig diggity dog uh break it socko uh break it dig diggity dog socko
is cookin is cookin is cookin is cookin
this is aesthetically the best wrestling game and perfect with its virtual pro wrestling controls and a good roster of guys but the championship mode is so ass sometimes with its handicap matches. i cry when i hear the apa theme hit
is cookin is cookin is cookin is cookin
this is aesthetically the best wrestling game and perfect with its virtual pro wrestling controls and a good roster of guys but the championship mode is so ass sometimes with its handicap matches. i cry when i hear the apa theme hit
2008
average saint's row 2 enjoyer: image of steve-o with 50 cent
average saint's row 3 fan: mcelroy brothers epic pog gamer face
average saint's row 3 fan: mcelroy brothers epic pog gamer face
This review contains spoilers
I think this game is highly underrated and way ahead of its time. In the way that silent hill 2 defined psychological horror by creating an atmosphere and logged the player's actions without their knowledge this game pushed new grounds with psychological horror by creating a safe hub world for the player and taking it away from them when they needed it the most not only with its atmosphere and making the hub world scarier but also taking away its benefits like refilling the player's health or putting phsyical danger in your way when you return. while the item sorting is pretty tedious and annoying at times it's done in a unique way compared to other survival horror games with limited resources for the player to use in that it gives you a finite amount of items with multiple uses in both the hub world and the 3rd person levels. The number one reason i don't absolutely adore this game is because it does the repeat every level you just played half-way through thing although I actually like how they change those levels upon second visit. I also enjoy this game's unique story compared to the other silent hill games. I think this game tried some different stuff and it may have failed in some places I really enjoy this game for what it did try. oh and stop crying about the escort part of the game you are just stupid and don't get it c: you actually don't need to protect her at all you numbnuts
This review contains spoilers
i love this game's story and how it caps off the metal gear series chronologically but it kind of sucks. like most of the actual game parts are kind of trash. the boss fights are so repetitive and I find myself trying to just get through some of those parts to see more of the story. what really interests me with the gameplay is the unique weapons this game has with almost ratchet and clank-esque equipment and weapons for the player to unlock like the mantis dolls and the tranq darts that change enemy behavior. the thing is if you read about what they wanted to do with this game it will make you mad it was a very ambitious project that was meant to have much deeper gameplay and an (arguably) even better story. regardless of those things i have a pea brain and i love the fan service stuff and the returning characters and then metal gear goofiness at its peak in this game.