I was in fact not standing most of the time

Yarck! Narsty! Put me back in the kiln!

I just wanted to be “little orange”…

One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which

This was not the right game.

Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !

every type of phobic. not funny. not even capitalizing properly. im so sorry big bouncy booby babes oppai academy.

If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!

Nabnab and banbaleena would have made this game better

Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly

The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly

Porn game… gonna cry
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad

I don't even remember this

What the fuck?

Marrying bigfoot was a total wash. Scam ass game, fake ass legs, stupid ass boobs

its hamtaro, time! kuchiukuchikuchikuchi WOO hamtarooo when we work together it smuch better my best frieeeend we like sunflower seeds num num num if she heads for trouble we won't let her hamtarooo little hamsters big adventures.... lauras gone to school let's go to our ham ham clubhouse we can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think but if we work together we can make their plan sink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman

What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me

She wasn't even kidnapped but that's the least of her problems

Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.

His life fucking sucked stupid dumbass

When is blorbos bongo coming out

Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!

What the fuck?

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Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun

This is not mythbusters.

Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift

The first community post I saw for this game was a child showing off his limited edition spicy chipotle chicken pizza from the california pizza kitchen. what happened to your cover sir???

It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.

It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!

Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.

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Who is Bubsy??? This issnt the bubsy I thought it wats….. Love the paper towels though

Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD

I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!

Congratulation! You have escaped slendriner:3

Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB

Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.

its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video

I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}

Punch grab get punched get grabbed get thrown on ground get get up get grabbed again get hit with bottle get up get punched get grabbed I've never seen the sopranos

Based on network test

I guess this is maybe the best one of these? There aren't even that many really, what, Dead by Daylight? Dragon Ball The Breakers? Hate how reliant this game is on actual voice communication, family side at least. Seems very overly mechanical but I'm sure it'll be much better when it's actually done

Mazm may I have some’mowr

You will never be a creepypasta.

This is just like that one Flo milli song

They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!

bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!

3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....

I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.

This game is probably FINE honestly but my game must have been fucked up because not a single fucking sound this game produced was synced properly at all and it sounded like a fucking nightmare, also rhythm game score doesn't go higher than great? Not good for my self esteem. Much love to Jennifer, she's just like me...

Not my Jimmy

6 years in the making, erm, more like 60 years in the making! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The game that started it all will just as easily end it all.

NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.

Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer

Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better

BRB [REDACTED]

This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast

All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat

Very neat game. For what it does and for the generation of this niche of games it's a very neat experience. Just a quick little project someone put together that's pretty well done :]

Dude offered me 10 grand to literally save the entire world and then I find out he's French. Quelle prude!

Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...

Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking

When I picked up the robin it looked like it was dead and it made me upset

Can you believe she didn't like this? She fucking fell asleep? Bitch? The amount of hardworking hours and passion that went into this all for some dumb woman to sleep over it. Bowser looks better than ever, controls as smooth as butter, I get to shoot a goomba ;) ummm mbadoink?>>?

PENDING

Someone you know is gay.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.

Watch your back.

This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2

Watch the ao oni movie instead

Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!

Goated Precious even!

jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!

Euphoric brothers really are the nazis of video games

After playing the game at the bottom of this list, I'd like to make note of the fact that I was right. Please stand and clap for my intuition. 20$ bills will work fine, thank you

493 days of banban

that's it? no opila bird?

This is NOT our world do not lump me in with you

When I’m in an own the libs competition and my opponent is the euphoric brothers and their ironic school shooting game

womp womp

Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!

Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!

Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character

Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch

Idk how this was so high up Arthur and his reverse pedo ass Arthur and his pedo girlfriend ass Arthur and his 38 year old creator married a 16 year old ass. Still not a terrible game though tbf

artur...

A game all about running to the junkyard and winning the slop buckets, you'll find all the shitty knock off flash games you need in this, like Carnival Games but without the meat. And unlike the other much better Barnyard game, no squirting either. I spent the better portion of an hour beating this game all because of Cowtapult and Shufflepuck, the worst experiences I've had in my recent life. The car games are pretty fun, more competent than anything else it provides. Pig getting really emotional and crying on the edge of his seat for me constantly was my one driving motivation for beating this game.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.

I played this on neither of our birthdays

God what a fucking cunt

Cat's went

My cat could have done this

If Steve Buscemi was in this game

I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold

Michael noooo oh nverminde

Gordon Ramsey is actually [Slur redacted]

He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...

I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose

At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate

He wasn't actually a bear and the game doesn't even fucking work. Is he supposed to be gay?

So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me

Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch

Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do

I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever

What the tomato?