hoshizoralone
never have i experienced a game that was so bad it actually exhausted me. i was ready to make a long post with every issue i had with the plot/pacing/characters/mysteries but as the last chapter dragged on with its obvious unsubtle twists i realized i would have spent longer writing the post than they spent writing this awful game
2023
i would never break up a marriage with children involved but ermmm… mr olimar… tucks my hair behind my ear and blushes we should practice dandori together haha….
didn’t have me opening the switch home menu at any point to solve a puzzle so it’s soulless (i still liked it but would recommend the original games too)
2015
world's most fucking annoying protagonist award
the next one of these should be 20 hours long
2021
they would have bullied me in school yeah
ethan winters is actually my best friend in the entire world
2017
xander mobus put 5000% into that scottish accent like they were gonna blow up his family if he didn’t
2020
i would let jill valentine use me like a doormat
2019
we gotta get leon kennedy pregnant
you could fry an egg on my phone after 15 minutes of playing this game
2022
honestly if i lost a bad bitch like that i woulda done the same thing michel my brother🫡
2023
this is a soulless husk of a game that i paid 48 real, hard earned dollars for and i have to live with that for the rest of my life. i could have bought food with that money. i could have been at the club
this game aggressively sexualizing women (and young girls) at random points is a jumpscare within itself but what saves it is the protagonist never even cares. he has no time for titties he’s fighting demons.
for a game with a subplot about japan carrying out secret biological warfare experiments on innocent people during ww2 i was utterly blown away at how hard this game danced around the topic of unit 731
for a game with a subplot about japan carrying out secret biological warfare experiments on innocent people during ww2 i was utterly blown away at how hard this game danced around the topic of unit 731
2018
everyone saying this game doesn’t have enough mini games, i agree, where is the minigame for yagami to have rough sweaty sex with kaito ? pretty disappointing .