this game would truly truly be like 60% better if the encounter rate was like halved

i think i could body the squids irl if i really tried

every sonic game worth playing in one collection

i was cooking up some crazy tracks in the music maker no lie

this game went crazy in the walmart "gameplay" arcade previews

much to my pre-pubescent chagrin you cannot summon naked girls with boobs

if you play hideo kojima talking into your ds microphone at a specific part of the map you can unlock the secret creepypasta mode where the monster really kills people

mario and hulk hogan can and will get married in this game

i think you could program this game on a graphing calculator with little difficulty but somehow the dialogue carries this pokemon game

this was basically the first time i got lost in a video game as a kid and i couldn't look up a walkthrough so i think like 40 hours of my playtime in this game was wandering through places i'd already been

zelda 2 if it was actually good

the combination of d-pad controls and lethal lava land made me throw my ds at the wall as a 8 year old

super mari-o-o r-p-g it is the only one just for me

"scariest moment in gaming" and it's just an average Baltimorean citizen staring at you

true irl vendettas sprung out of heated matches of this game in jacob's basement