I understand the appeal of being a cutesy tiny human being living in a pot like a froggy but at some point I'd rather just be a frog really...

пошел на хуй, кот.

It's like a gay Chowder episode.

Me seeing Dr Pepper 12 cans package ---> Out of Bounds.

They are really good roommates, I wish them the best.

If Duffy has a million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Duffy has ten haters, then I'm one of them.
If Duffy has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Duffy has no haters, that means I'm dead.

The Chosen One (derogatory).

When the comers are new.

You ever have a mental breakdown by seeing David Bowie being listed on the credits and realizing that the only motherfucker that didn't sing in the entire game was him.

Needs a family guy crossover.

When you develop a game in Unreal, port to Unity, and then release it with Ren'py.

This elephant is a thicko.

Semi functional arcade games from the late 80's get extra points for having purposefully (?) the single worst soundtracks in existence.

- Peter, which franchise is better, Megaman or Megaman X?
- Doesn't matter Uncle Ben, Touhou is worse than both of 'em.

Cowfish are valid.