2007
for the record this game isnt good unless youre like 10
1988
THEY GOT SLEEPING BEAUTY FUCKING WRONG
1994
Nah I genuinely can't be mad at all
airbuster time
1991
great concept utterly destroyed by shitty translation, barebones one button combat and the most convoluted storyline of all time
2006
wow... this reminds me of undertale
touhou for white people
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IT HAS A DEMON TRAPPED INSIDE IT AND IT WANTS TO GET OUT
a story of what happens when jrpg characters smoke less weed and do more coke
2000
unless you feel like spending 30 hours tracking through outdated menus to redo your entire build every single time a new enemy appears, i recommend watching the fantastic story in a cutscene compilation on youtube
ps2 chuds really overrate X and underrate this
name 3 games that aren't jackie chan
1995
famously the first time a game used the spooked by oogabooga mechanic
2009
final fantasy's very own milk toast, featuring:
armpits
a battle system made worse for no reason
dying randomly to targeting and aoe rng
armpits
hallway map hallway map and hallway map
arbitrary crafting/progression that adds nothing
and most importantly, armpits
armpits
a battle system made worse for no reason
dying randomly to targeting and aoe rng
armpits
hallway map hallway map and hallway map
arbitrary crafting/progression that adds nothing
and most importantly, armpits
2001
There is a certain set of gameplay mechanics that we tend to find conventionally beautiful; Platforming, enemies, powerups, puzzles, artificial difficulty and so on fit the bill. They make you stop and take in that nigh-indescribable quality that is “beauty.” When I played Bellevue game company Valve's Portal for the first time, I was quite surprised to find that their simple puzzle rooms with a singular mechanic were in fact, extremely beautiful, building to incredible fist-raising climaxes. A few years on, I wasn’t terribly surprised to hear that one of their games were played on Twitch.tv. So too it is with Dutch game developer Two Tribes and their game Toki Tori. While their game has not yet graced any Markiplier stream, it’s not terribly absurd to think that it might.