damn bitch you live like this??!?!!!?

u get to play as harry potter

contender for the most 2006 game ever, like someone straight up sneezed motion blur all over your screen. wolf's fucking fit too lmaooo

wayyyyy too surface-level compared to oxenfree. combined with performance issues, a contrived plot, and tons of walking with nothing to explore, it makes a disappointment

sean is a pan furry thats hella relatable

2011

BROTHERS! THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR SUPPLY COMMAND POST!

everyone on the moon is some breed of ultra-australians that will never shut up or stop giving you shitty fetchquests, i guess. even if you ignore the story it's just a mechanically worse bl2

the truth is, polyblank, the game was rigged from the start

better combat and story are the two things holding this back from being flawless

i'm a sucker for walking sims and this one is really pretty, could use some more oomph in its story though

stupid good ost for a good stupid platformer