Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
267 Games
Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
I don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played April 28th
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
'Played' on september 23rd
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
Played may 6th;
Best bday gift ive ever recieved
Best bday gift ive ever recieved
The trial is trying to get this piece of shit to download
Played may 30th:
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
Played june 1st:
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
Played june 6th:
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
May 27th
warning! greta is mentally unstable
warning! Dossow is a weirdo
warning! greta is mentally unstable
warning! Dossow is a weirdo
Could be fun
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played august 7th:
5 second game. did not survive.
5 second game. did not survive.
Played september 23rd
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Feb 11th 2024
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
My BROTHER.... my jeffrey flesh and dahmer blood.... you spared .me.......
Played july 25th:
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
May 30th 2023
Mr bob is hijacking the yuri car noo
At first i thought these were satirical and made by a woman cause the way these characters look are almost never referenced. And its the same in this game. But boy. You sure let us down, partner. I should of known with the yuri references.
Mr bob is hijacking the yuri car noo
At first i thought these were satirical and made by a woman cause the way these characters look are almost never referenced. And its the same in this game. But boy. You sure let us down, partner. I should of known with the yuri references.
Played september 21st
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
Played august 10th:
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Ohh opibaby bird opila bird delightfult bird so wide eyed and beautiful how could theu have done this to you you were jjst a baby a small.little baby...
CHOO CHOO CARL.
Probably not bad but since hilda just LOVES Texas chainsaw massacre so much I am sure she will have a blast
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
Played at a date
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
Played november 30th
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
May 31st 2024
Boy. Where do i begin. The constant references to alesas ass. The 15 second unskippable ass dance after every boss. The fact that there are bosses to begin with. Ass not even being called ass but constantly referred to as cake. Jokes about ass that dont even make any sense (gepetto? More like ge-ass to!). The constant, sad self references, desperately backing off the 'haters' for thinking youre weird for having your protagonist look like that. That it was funny before because it was serious but now it completely doesnt give a shit and is seriously perving over her fucking ass like its the most hilarious thing ever. Youtuber references. The ending. Why are there bosses. I cant even explain how bad the jokes are. Theyre not even jokes its just inserting the word ass or cake into words. Immature, self assassinating, sad.
Boy. Where do i begin. The constant references to alesas ass. The 15 second unskippable ass dance after every boss. The fact that there are bosses to begin with. Ass not even being called ass but constantly referred to as cake. Jokes about ass that dont even make any sense (gepetto? More like ge-ass to!). The constant, sad self references, desperately backing off the 'haters' for thinking youre weird for having your protagonist look like that. That it was funny before because it was serious but now it completely doesnt give a shit and is seriously perving over her fucking ass like its the most hilarious thing ever. Youtuber references. The ending. Why are there bosses. I cant even explain how bad the jokes are. Theyre not even jokes its just inserting the word ass or cake into words. Immature, self assassinating, sad.
Feb 2024
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dec 27th
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
REDDIT, AITA? i (24) was driving along, in my chungus climplets RV when i decided to stop at a diner. I went in, greeted the waitress (tipped her 50%) and then remembered: i always pees bwfore i ate! So i (24) went to the batgroom. Now, i looked at the sink twice and it distracted me so bad i forgot to close the dungus door! But i already had my pants down, and the disfunction of the sink and the door caused me to just let my urine loose all over the floor. Now, i tipped 50%, so Reddit, aita for pissing on the floor? By the way i LOVE jackspectic eye and i cant women (except sister)
Played september 11th 2001
asshole game
asshole game
Dec 6th
ok bye martha.
ok bye martha.
Dec 7th
Interesting concept. I am excited to scream or laugh more in full release
Interesting concept. I am excited to scream or laugh more in full release
Played at a point in january 2024
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
December 28th
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
Dec 25th
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
April 24 2024
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Feb 2024
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Febuary something 2024
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
April 5 2024
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
boobi my assistant. I got a coin.
Played march 29th 2024
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
Played in may 2024
my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
May 2024
"Dont judge a book by their cover" or so they say. sometimes this saying is right. sometimes the cover is so loud thag we drown out all other thoughts. i didnt expect her to do what she did. But she did it anyways despite the haters. she won where her father lost. shes here and he is not. she killed bigfoot and gave me.the courauge to go after a 'foot of my own. my back hurts. My eyes hurt
"Dont judge a book by their cover" or so they say. sometimes this saying is right. sometimes the cover is so loud thag we drown out all other thoughts. i didnt expect her to do what she did. But she did it anyways despite the haters. she won where her father lost. shes here and he is not. she killed bigfoot and gave me.the courauge to go after a 'foot of my own. my back hurts. My eyes hurt
May 13th 2024
OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.
OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.
Played august 30th:
Ph my god the cooking was talking and there was a DUCK?!?!? AUUGH?? 4 SPIRITS DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING?????
Ph my god the cooking was talking and there was a DUCK?!?!? AUUGH?? 4 SPIRITS DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING?????
I believe it will come out
Played feb 1st
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Dec 11th
wet paper towrl.
wet paper towrl.
Dec 10th
RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES
RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES
Played june 4th:
I go to the diner to get my diner popcorn and it is so fucking dark that i just wander around for 5 minutes and then the game ends.
I go to the diner to get my diner popcorn and it is so fucking dark that i just wander around for 5 minutes and then the game ends.
Feb 10th 2024
skip the fart scene?
skip the fart scene?
53 Comments
TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder
My hair is going to go grey by 30
Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year
@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome
@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)
@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.
@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................
@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !
Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this
Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat
@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks
No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....
dmmd will come later...
Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭
@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome
Weatherby
1 year ago