This review contains spoilers

so it turns out im a girl

I like the A button but not THAT much

This review contains spoilers

Oh boy! I sure do love my beloved rat boy Richter :3! I sure hope nothing bad happens to hi-

"Are you ready to learn how to make a real game?"
Hideo Kojima shuddered.
Toby Fox gulped.
Gabe Newell breathed heavily.
John Romero panicked.
"Yes Garfield Kart" they all said in unison

If I EVER catch Don Flamenco in real life on the street that man is going to die

"Postal 1 has lots of great horror and story and a deep message" well in this game you can pee on gary coleman so i guess we know who the real winner is

finally a game for people like me (gambling addict, mentally unstable)

This "game..."
How would you go about "reviewing" it?
That's it! I've made my decision! I'm going to give it a "Five Star Rating!"

mama please calm down i didn't mean to burn the spaghetti please mama PLEASE

RIP George Orwell you would've loved Cruelty Squad

update: Don Flamenco is dead. New nemesis King Hippo

walked outside my ship and got jumped by 6 Freddy Fazbears

I am going to KILL those little frog guys from the tree zone. In real life.

i like the sequel a little more but this is still fire