If they kept this Simon design we would have flying cars

The most charming game of all time. I love the absolutely idiotic enemy names. Hey bro it’s me Bussy Popping Stu here. Only issue is that I have an inexplicable phobia of Bowser Jr. I also hate the Koopalings. Only good Bowser kids are the ones from Mario Party. The implied turtle human sex is funny though.

If an indie game is a love letter to anything run the other way

All the female characters don’t wear shoes

Kind of shit that makes me want to become a hardcore Maoist

What a shitload of fuck

You may say it’s poorly designed but have you considered that being able to friendly fire your friends is funny

Can open world sandbox shit please die already

Sakurai owns the child groomers with facts and logic

If you play this without motion controls you go to hell before you die

If I can't play as Bill Cosby I'm not buying

Impeccable game design but holy shit the fans of this game never shut the fuck up

Legitimately the best NES game

Pong

Five stars for the great Socialist Republic of Vietnam