I like that zoomers just play these games without just looking up a guide on their cellphones so they can bitch about them online. Like if you wanna play the classic way that’s cool but don’t play in a way that’s deliberately unfun to you just to whine about it.

Five stars for the great Socialist Republic of Vietnam

One time I watched a video on this where the guy psychotically ranted about his political views and how he was anti abortion but had generic social democrat takes. No game can live up to the level of mental illness this game induces.

All the characters in this look like they beat their girlfriends

Twin Peaks for non pederasts

Filled with a crap ton of jank and artificial difficulty. In other words a game for adults.

Yoko Taro is the goat but I can't give this a five for like 15 more years when it will be no longer associated with annoying soyfacing postgrads.

Half star for no Foo FIghters

Late 90s Square just pumped out banger after banger at an incredible rate. Is there a company that even compares to this now? Maybe Sega (mostly carried by Atlus) or Capcom. Square Enix still makes great games but the late 90s run is untouchable man.

0/10 not enough bullwhip

Shooting in the new 2k games is more difficult than any Castlevania game

The "Deadly Premonition" of sports video games

Nothing this based will ever be made again

It's incredible to me that the supposedly hardcore professional scene basically takes away all the factors that could lead to surprise and challenge and turns the game into pansy shit where you ignore the actual mechanics

Rare based moment from Urobutcher