ea really tried to hide this shit from me

your best friend is throwing a wedding. it's embarrassing and ends on a really bad note but it never stops being delightful and it's full of things you'll never forget.

you make a very good friend during the reception.

not very good. bad, in fact. this was the first layton i played, and i swore off the franchise for literal years because of it

this game is so bugfuckedly stupid it's genuinely admirable. you know how stephen king claims he just doesn't remember writing dreamcatcher? like he was in a drug haze the whole time and it just Happened To Him? this game feels more insane than that.

on days when i'm a bitch i WILL claim this is better than unwound future, just to see how much it hurts the people i love

the actual best layton game, fuck the haters, randall 4eva

in so many ways this is the best of the three original layton games but god i still hate the twist. maybe the one time the franchise would have been better off playing something totally straight. still earns its ending, and it's hard to deny that part of why the ending works is because of the shitty twist. but i have to imagine a world exists where a better needle is threaded, with the threading done more carefully.

two buttons and a sad girl

a vertical monitor stress dream about pizza delivery

the game people pretend the original metroid is

it's nobody's fault that this is a bad game, but thank god it got made

better than either persona 4 arena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEpLXut5BfM

they made it worse by making it better

this game should be twenty dollars instead of five