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Participated in the 2022 Game of the Year Event
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GOTY '21
Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event
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This isn't a videogame, it's a series of cutscenes that you walk up to. Unfortunately, the cutscenes are sincerely uninteresting.
An absolute disaster, genuinely.
Why would you want to play this. It has nothing, and I mean nothing, from the original games that you love. It doesn't do enough to stand on it own. The characters are dull and forgettable, the story is dull and forgettable, the gameplay is dull and forgettable. The game tries so hard to take itself seriously and sell its player on its world and its characters and its charm but it completely falls flat at every single turn.
An astonishingly bad game.
Why would you want to play this. It has nothing, and I mean nothing, from the original games that you love. It doesn't do enough to stand on it own. The characters are dull and forgettable, the story is dull and forgettable, the gameplay is dull and forgettable. The game tries so hard to take itself seriously and sell its player on its world and its characters and its charm but it completely falls flat at every single turn.
An astonishingly bad game.
Boring, meandering gameplay married to a story that teases more intrigue and interest than it has to offer.
GOD this game sucks so much man it pisses me off!!!
GOD this game sucks so much man it pisses me off!!!