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I THINK PAC-MAN2: THE NEW ADVENTURES FOR THE SEGA GENESIS SUCKS

The camera sucks half the stages suck walljumping sucks and dying is overly punishing this is one of the best 3D platformers every made and not enough games took the right lessons from it.

The lack of a double jump or gliding and the near complete lack of air control makes platforming actually rewarding unlike most other 3D platformers. I get that the genre is mostly aimed at toddlers but kids fucking loved Mario 64 so I don't want to hear any excuses.
Mario 64 also manages to avoid the "every collectible is just lying on the ground" problem that every other collectathon including mario odyssey has by having some platforming or exploring involved behind getting most stars.
What I'm trying to say is that I fucking hate Banjo Kazooie. Bitch fuck Banjo Kazooie and its fans hope they get exactly one new game and gruntilda marries a man.

NO ASMIK ACE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!

Retracting my prior review I honestly feel super disappointed with this game

Don't care about the fucked up hit detection, don't care about the bugged bossfight, don't care about the evil labrynth of hell and don't care about the bosses with unavoidable damage unless you are transformed.
Almost every second of this game makes for a funny screenshot and that's what truly matters in life.

im sorry gang i don't think i see it with this one

I had played Diddy's Kong Quest first, which is basically the same thing but better. It's cool to actually play as Donkey Kong, a guy I love to see, but it feels like a real drawback that Donkey and Diddy play pretty much the same.

I do really like the stupid fake-out credits.

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