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Snake's Revenge
1990
Actually not as bad as many other action shooters for the NES. Though it is quite bad.
Snake's Revenge
1990
This game is kinda just a worse metal gear 1, it does some unique stuff and there's some fun to be had but it's not very good overall.
However people who say that this is one of the worst games of all time really need to play more games, like c'mon it's not that bad
However people who say that this is one of the worst games of all time really need to play more games, like c'mon it's not that bad
Gato Roboto
2019
Short and sweet metroidvania. Any game with a cat as the player character is an easy win. I really like the color palettes as hidden pickups its nice playing in a different vibe every few minutes. The puzzles do a pretty good job of testing your skill/understanding of the mechanics as well. Beat it in just about 2 hours though with 78% items so it is REAL short.
Battleminer
2014
my most retarded moment was buying this as a kid thank god i hacked my console shortly after
def prefer the older mgs games
I THINK PAC-MAN2: THE NEW ADVENTURES FOR THE SEGA GENESIS SUCKS
Super Mario 64
1996
The camera sucks half the stages suck walljumping sucks and dying is overly punishing this is one of the best 3D platformers every made and not enough games took the right lessons from it.
The lack of a double jump or gliding and the near complete lack of air control makes platforming actually rewarding unlike most other 3D platformers. I get that the genre is mostly aimed at toddlers but kids fucking loved Mario 64 so I don't want to hear any excuses.
Mario 64 also manages to avoid the "every collectible is just lying on the ground" problem that every other collectathon including mario odyssey has by having some platforming or exploring involved behind getting most stars.
What I'm trying to say is that I fucking hate Banjo Kazooie. Bitch fuck Banjo Kazooie and its fans hope they get exactly one new game and gruntilda marries a man.
The lack of a double jump or gliding and the near complete lack of air control makes platforming actually rewarding unlike most other 3D platformers. I get that the genre is mostly aimed at toddlers but kids fucking loved Mario 64 so I don't want to hear any excuses.
Mario 64 also manages to avoid the "every collectible is just lying on the ground" problem that every other collectathon including mario odyssey has by having some platforming or exploring involved behind getting most stars.
What I'm trying to say is that I fucking hate Banjo Kazooie. Bitch fuck Banjo Kazooie and its fans hope they get exactly one new game and gruntilda marries a man.
Mister Mosquito
2001
a game where you suck people off
LSD: Dream Emulator
1998
NO ASMIK ACE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!
Retracting my prior review I honestly feel super disappointed with this game
Monster Party
1989
Don't care about the fucked up hit detection, don't care about the bugged bossfight, don't care about the evil labrynth of hell and don't care about the bosses with unavoidable damage unless you are transformed.
Almost every second of this game makes for a funny screenshot and that's what truly matters in life.
Almost every second of this game makes for a funny screenshot and that's what truly matters in life.
Ys IX: Monstrum Nox
2019
im sorry gang i don't think i see it with this one
Super Mario Sunshine
2020
Mario Doesnt jump
Donkey Kong Country
1994
oooooo banana
Donkey Kong Country
1994
I had played Diddy's Kong Quest first, which is basically the same thing but better. It's cool to actually play as Donkey Kong, a guy I love to see, but it feels like a real drawback that Donkey and Diddy play pretty much the same.
I do really like the stupid fake-out credits.
I do really like the stupid fake-out credits.