I hate this yellow faced Mickey Mouse-eyed motherfucker so goddamn motherfucking much. He has caused so much grievances for my goddamn family with his smug shitty face that screams "I just took a huge massive steaming shit on your lawn and you can do nothing about it because I peed on the pile of shit and then stepped on it so then it'd stick even more and it's gonna storm in 5 minutes you fucking idiot shit licker". Good god, I just want to punch him so bad and the ghosts aren't any better either. All of them looking so fucking stupid and smug and Blinky, the red ghost "did" my mom while whistling "Doin Your Mom" by Fatty Spins. After that traumatic experience, the other weird shit-eating motherfucking ghost bitches then tried to mug me. I just wanna run them over with my lawn mower and as for Pac-Man, I wanna put my fist in his stupid fucking mouth instead of those weird white dots fuck this game fuck Pac-Man and fuck the ghosts and I want my money back.

My therapist says "it's just a game"; well I think it's war. I will see them in court.

(in all seriousness i think this game is super annoying and find pac-man super punchable)