2008

This review contains spoilers

a funny lighthearted game about accepting the world for what it is and not killing children

dont google what happened to steves actor

REAL GAMERS KNOW WHATS UP 🏆🏆☝️☝️💥 WII SPORTS RESORT NUMBER ONE SWEEPS THE CHARTS DOESNT STOP WINNING LETS FUCKING GO

cant stop thinking abt the person who said dimitri looks like the word lacrosse

im so fucking gay for this robot lady

half life: otis would get 5 stars

portal is a timeless classic and there is undoubtedly so much to say about it—the incorporation of dark humour within an isolated and corporate dystopia, the sense of claustrophobia despite the players constant free movement unrestricted by cutscenes, and the steady introduction of new mechanics throughout your gameplay are all part of the portal experience but unfortunately i am a lesbian so my thoughts dont go as far as "evil robot lady hot"

9 hours of kurt cobain chasing u with two guns and claiming that the apartment u live in is actually his mum. great game