this is a better game than peace walker in almost every way, except it is horrible to play

a better guitar simulation than any guitar hero game

when this game made me hate a metroid, i knew i had become an adult.

this game taught me that my dream existence is to be one of those robot arms they have in factories, folding cardboard into boxes forever, and to be content with that.

chubby man spin monster get gold good time

2008

in 2008, this game appeared on the preowned shelves of every game shop in the world, at single-digit prices. nobody has ever bought it, nobody has ever played it.

this game was the best reason to buy a hdtv and ps3 in 2008

anyone that says they played this is lying

i'm not sure i've played this game but i can definitely imagine every second of it

the rom kept crashing but i love to bully virtual kids from other virtual schools

all the fun of mgs2, but mgs1

i loaded an sd card with guns n roses and played excite truck and, my friends, there ain't much better in life

what if space invaders had the 90s rave culture thing from wipE'out"

this game fucking rules