This is one of my favorite Kojima games

local vampire hunter mogged by a little girl

PANZER ON THE SOUTH SIDE WE NEED BAZOOKA SUPPORT

can't get past the bell puzzle send help

modern arts and spearbooks

Connect the pipes like in the old DOS game for them turrets to go BZZZZZZZZZZUTTTTT and waste them zombie fools eliminating any and all challenge and suspense; yes I'm a bit of an intellectual for liking this, games are art and not children toys. Btw did you see my big daddy funko??

just a fever dream I had

but... the elevator...

reddit rampage 2: certified badass edition; invite your friends for the most boring, flacid gunplay on the market (makes the game a 9/10 promise)

ugly bat bastard

Sure, the living backer paintings are unfitting and add to the ugliness, but on the bright side you can also acquaint them with the underside of your squeaky toy shoes crafted from rat teeth, a misunderstood genius that Igarashi fella.

complex snails

liked shooting enemies in the balls till enemies without balls showed up

supposed to be an "upgrade" from harvest moon-likes yet you still can't date the milfs

had a weird dream this game was good