objectively this game sucks but i have too much teenage nostalgia of this game to rate it poorly

this game's writing is too funny bad to get mad at it

I want Medusa to tell me everything is going to be alright

One of the best dude punchers to ever do it

I really want to like these games. I don't think I can. I don't think I'm strong enough.

a game w pretty decently cool system mechanics but buttons/a chaining system that makes me feel like my pad was plunged into a honey tank. also the lore and chars kinda stink

the game that convinced me I may have stockholm syndrome

same game with worse humor and now they're using chars from the good river city game

what if i made you a pretty decent triple decker sandwich and right at the end of making it i put my dirty shoe in it

not that crazy but pretty cool

2022

kinda cool dude puncher until you pass the second boss and then the game nosedives into an gas station that doubles as a nuclear reactor

The only good live service game that will ever exist.

The premier nut buster game is back! Explore new ways to bust your loads of ammo into some goons and paint the walls with their fluids until the whole city stinks.