ALL the "Settler's", "Pilgrims", "Survivalists", that you must lead and direct are as dumb as a bag of rocks, and more retarded than me. (Don't worry I can say that word as I am legitimately retarded.) They WILL see a horde of incoming bandits and run head first into it. Thank Christ the creator of this game already pre packaged creatable fetish creatures, so long as you are willing to shill 32 Bucks to gain the ability to make your perfect sexy bee woman who WILL secrete honey.

Ah yes, i WILL install literal head size tits for the characters. i WILL make all the enemies' some form of pornographic content. i WILL turn this horrific eldritch horror game about the human struggle of defying a potentially inevitable fate into a HARDE CORE, BOOBS AND ASS game where ALL the things are female and MOAN when they get hurt and FUCKING DIE.

10/10 killing myself yesterday.

Ram head first into a wall you couldn't hear, go cross-eyed as a mile long, football field wide worm crashes into your submarine. Cry, as your friend dressed in a clown costume rewires all the ships electronics to a fart sound effect emitter. Moral of the story, Install Europa Waifu + and all it's dependency's and marvel at boobs under da watah.

Im so good at this game that I already got the "Pacifist" achievement. (I have not, I will never get it, I cannot go 45 minutes without tying some poor bastard to a spear, loading it into a cannon and seeing how far he will fly.)

3 Men wearing only diapers walk into a bar, they all begin screaming, gyrating, spinning, shitting and beating the hell out of each other. One of them begins to spank the air and jostling his upper body like a bobble head, the others join him and rejoice. Strangest Red Lion Pub I've seen in a long while.

That had nothing to do with the game, it's pretty cool though.

Thought i signed onto a world class MMORPG, little did I know that this was actually the largest simulator of capitalism, I bought all the land out from every locale from a town and miraculously "Discovered" the potential of child workers.

This furfills my constant desire to throw midgets around like basketballs, as you can grab goblins and hurl them like a sack'a potatos. Oh and if you like to mount cows and ogres and dragons and giant fucking snakes then this game is for you.

The only joy I have amassed from playing this game is finding little modded in Cassette tapes of songs you add in. One of my favourite ones that I added in is Micheal Jacksons Thriller that sounds like it's being played out of a Third-world Shit-Spit Duct taped together radio.
I WILL get bitten eventually, and i WILL type in "-Debug" into the steam properties and cure myself. Gods bless.

This is VRchat if VRChat was good, and even then it's still mediocre. Because this isn't VRChat campaign mode, it's Garrys mod VR but better than the actual real Garrys mod VR because that is a mod of Garrys mod and not a build up experience tailor made TO Vr like BONELAB.
The campaign for this game is still mid as shit though.

I'm listening to a piano rendition of Everlong, It's really fucking good, I'm frankly vibing greatly to it. It has a weird sorta effect to it, where you can clearly tell when the singer is supposed to say something, as the piano notes were written to include the notes of the singers vocals. I really wish that one day I'll be able to perform this on my own, or any other High Fidelity piano song.

The only high greater than a twelve month heroine addict shooting up a dose liable to kill an elephant, is killing a boss in Calamity on Revengence mode, GOT DAMN! That, and seeing Calamitas in a maid costume.

Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 3, was a real humanoid that was female and had Voluptuous bouncing breasts, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck those tits, I would suck Dark Souls 3 Hyopthetically Gigantic jiggling Bongos.

Went to bed one day, woke up and the next thing I knew was that the entire steam workshop for this thing was flooded with boobs, I have no idea what kind of black ass magic, hoo-doo voo-doo those modding motherfuckers have cast down onto my beloved coach (And others). But I thank them.

Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 2 SOTFS, was a real humanoid figure that was male and had a large throbbing cock, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck that cock, I would suck Dark Souls 2 Hyopthetically throbbing cock.