speedrunnsuicide
2016
Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 3, was a real humanoid that was female and had Voluptuous bouncing breasts, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck those tits, I would suck Dark Souls 3 Hyopthetically Gigantic jiggling Bongos.
2019
Gay cop, Gay ass Cop, Gay ass Communist Cop, Gay ass right-winged capitalist free market supporting communist cop. Gay ass future seer sighting cop. Gay ass 'bouta die "Finger on the Eject Trigger" cop. Gay ass hobo cop sleepin' in the trash making the news. Gay ass molotov flingin' bullet dodgin' "NO" screaming ass cop.
And concentrated racism makes you look better.
And concentrated racism makes you look better.
This furfills my constant desire to throw midgets around like basketballs, as you can grab goblins and hurl them like a sack'a potatos. Oh and if you like to mount cows and ogres and dragons and giant fucking snakes then this game is for you.
2009
Went to bed one day, woke up and the next thing I knew was that the entire steam workshop for this thing was flooded with boobs, I have no idea what kind of black ass magic, hoo-doo voo-doo those modding motherfuckers have cast down onto my beloved coach (And others). But I thank them.
TBD
Wake up wearing a diaper, stumble to my feet and begin running into whatever direction I faced first.
A man wearing naught but his skivvies walks out of the dense fog wielding a hoe as a weapon, I swing my fist at him and it's a coin flips chance that either my balled fist will pop his dumb bald head like a balloon, or I will miss and a toenail clipping from the fucker's foot will peel off and hit me in the eye, killing me instantly.
Fucking hate this game and I genuinely hope it doesn't release. 10/10
A man wearing naught but his skivvies walks out of the dense fog wielding a hoe as a weapon, I swing my fist at him and it's a coin flips chance that either my balled fist will pop his dumb bald head like a balloon, or I will miss and a toenail clipping from the fucker's foot will peel off and hit me in the eye, killing me instantly.
Fucking hate this game and I genuinely hope it doesn't release. 10/10
2014
This is one of the few games to fulfil easily the most disgusting, depraved, lustful fetish I have. Seeing a happy family grow up and become a dynasty of wonderful people. That and the fact that there is a furry race change mod, and a boob size increase mod too, those are nice, I guess.
2011
One of the few ways my dick will ever get hard now, is the Terraria VORE mod. The only thing that makes me get out of the crusty ass hole I call a "Bed" is the Terraria VORE mod. I have spent HUNDRED of THOUSANDS of dollars on the acquirement of this dream. I CANNOT imagine a world without terraria VORE.
Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 2 SOTFS, was a real humanoid figure that was male and had a large throbbing cock, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck that cock, I would suck Dark Souls 2 Hyopthetically throbbing cock.
2018
I Sexually identify as Kris Undertale from Deltarune. I, on occasion, rip my soul out as well. Not to prevent some greater or higher powers from controlling me, but because i believe the inside of my body smells like shit and my soul needs to be aired out on occasions.
Now, if hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 1 Remastered, was a real humanoid that was female and had an incredibly thicc and juicy ass. Hyopthetically of course. I would motorboat that ass, I would motorboat Dark souls 1 remastered's Hyopthetically Voluminous peach shaped ass.
2015
Way back when this released in 2015, I DREADED even killing anything, so much so that I gaslit myself into thinking that I HAD to kill one monster to get the neutral route, I cried myself to sleep when I killed that thing. Now I've seen too many blue soul Sans penis cock vore porn to care anymore, life is pain.
8.4723% of the internett is skyrim sex mods, I have downloaded all of them and experience nirvana. I have become so acustom to the sight of naked woman that I have 'round full circle back to the point where I flinch at the sight of woman in the thickest Hijabs. I have on many occasions requested professional help in the form of therapy, but they all keep refusing my service. Please help me. Moral of the story, Accelerate your atoms to an impossible fraction of the speed of light.
2019
3 Men wearing only diapers walk into a bar, they all begin screaming, gyrating, spinning, shitting and beating the hell out of each other. One of them begins to spank the air and jostling his upper body like a bobble head, the others join him and rejoice. Strangest Red Lion Pub I've seen in a long while.
That had nothing to do with the game, it's pretty cool though.
That had nothing to do with the game, it's pretty cool though.
2016
Once upon a time there was a mod called "Sexbound" for the game Starbound. A small little child called "Shita-marink" found this mod and spend the better part of several months playing the modded Starbound. Moral of the story, place a nail sharp end up on a table and hammer your head into it.
2016
Ah yes, i WILL install literal head size tits for the characters. i WILL make all the enemies' some form of pornographic content. i WILL turn this horrific eldritch horror game about the human struggle of defying a potentially inevitable fate into a HARDE CORE, BOOBS AND ASS game where ALL the things are female and MOAN when they get hurt and FUCKING DIE.
10/10 killing myself yesterday.
10/10 killing myself yesterday.