A friend of mine forced me to get the sex mod, in retaliation I forced him to be gang banged against his will by another friend of mine. I set the mood for them by playing Moonlight Sonata/ Clair de lune/ La Danse Macabre on a upside down piano.

Once upon a time there was a mod called "Sexbound" for the game Starbound. A small little child called "Shita-marink" found this mod and spend the better part of several months playing the modded Starbound. Moral of the story, place a nail sharp end up on a table and hammer your head into it.

On god the only reason people play this game anymore (Including me) is for the "Assest" the female robots have. Dude on me 'ands and 'nees there is a frog lady bot with thighs as big as my fucking head dude on god fr fr no cap bussin.

One of the few ways my dick will ever get hard now, is the Terraria VORE mod. The only thing that makes me get out of the crusty ass hole I call a "Bed" is the Terraria VORE mod. I have spent HUNDRED of THOUSANDS of dollars on the acquirement of this dream. I CANNOT imagine a world without terraria VORE.

8.4723% of the internett is skyrim sex mods, I have downloaded all of them and experience nirvana. I have become so acustom to the sight of naked woman that I have 'round full circle back to the point where I flinch at the sight of woman in the thickest Hijabs. I have on many occasions requested professional help in the form of therapy, but they all keep refusing my service. Please help me. Moral of the story, Accelerate your atoms to an impossible fraction of the speed of light.

the physics in this game are downright lying to you. I can INFACT (You can trust me on this) fall MORE than 20M and not die. I have fallen up to a RECORD HIGH 56M Without harming myself. Everyone in this is a fucking wimp and should feel bad about themselves.

I PROMISE you till the day I DIE. That the 38702 hours i have played this game, IS NOT SPENT JUST STARING AT FEMPYROS GIGANTIC TITANTIC DOWNRIGHT MONSTROUS BOOBS. you GOTTa believe me. Moral of the story, hit up your local bank.

the other 91.5277% of the internets mass is dedicated entirely to Skyrim Special Edition Sex Mods. I am quickly going through and coonsooming all of them at a pace inhumane. There is a golden throne with my name on it in hell, and by all the powers I can amass, I will plant my ass on it.

Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 2 SOTFS, was a real humanoid figure that was male and had a large throbbing cock, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck that cock, I would suck Dark Souls 2 Hyopthetically throbbing cock.

Went to bed one day, woke up and the next thing I knew was that the entire steam workshop for this thing was flooded with boobs, I have no idea what kind of black ass magic, hoo-doo voo-doo those modding motherfuckers have cast down onto my beloved coach (And others). But I thank them.

Now, If hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 3, was a real humanoid that was female and had Voluptuous bouncing breasts, Hyopthetically of course. I would suck those tits, I would suck Dark Souls 3 Hyopthetically Gigantic jiggling Bongos.

The only high greater than a twelve month heroine addict shooting up a dose liable to kill an elephant, is killing a boss in Calamity on Revengence mode, GOT DAMN! That, and seeing Calamitas in a maid costume.

I'm listening to a piano rendition of Everlong, It's really fucking good, I'm frankly vibing greatly to it. It has a weird sorta effect to it, where you can clearly tell when the singer is supposed to say something, as the piano notes were written to include the notes of the singers vocals. I really wish that one day I'll be able to perform this on my own, or any other High Fidelity piano song.

This is VRchat if VRChat was good, and even then it's still mediocre. Because this isn't VRChat campaign mode, it's Garrys mod VR but better than the actual real Garrys mod VR because that is a mod of Garrys mod and not a build up experience tailor made TO Vr like BONELAB.
The campaign for this game is still mid as shit though.

The only joy I have amassed from playing this game is finding little modded in Cassette tapes of songs you add in. One of my favourite ones that I added in is Micheal Jacksons Thriller that sounds like it's being played out of a Third-world Shit-Spit Duct taped together radio.
I WILL get bitten eventually, and i WILL type in "-Debug" into the steam properties and cure myself. Gods bless.