speedrunnsuicide
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Wake up wearing a diaper, stumble to my feet and begin running into whatever direction I faced first.
A man wearing naught but his skivvies walks out of the dense fog wielding a hoe as a weapon, I swing my fist at him and it's a coin flips chance that either my balled fist will pop his dumb bald head like a balloon, or I will miss and a toenail clipping from the fucker's foot will peel off and hit me in the eye, killing me instantly.
Fucking hate this game and I genuinely hope it doesn't release. 10/10
A man wearing naught but his skivvies walks out of the dense fog wielding a hoe as a weapon, I swing my fist at him and it's a coin flips chance that either my balled fist will pop his dumb bald head like a balloon, or I will miss and a toenail clipping from the fucker's foot will peel off and hit me in the eye, killing me instantly.
Fucking hate this game and I genuinely hope it doesn't release. 10/10
2020
Truly the most Game of the out there. IT has the all game elements that makes a game a game. It has the story game, game story to make the heart strings.
Best thing I can remember automatically about this is the Critical hit sound.
Best thing I can remember automatically about this is the Critical hit sound.
2020
The game taught me some very valuable lessons in life. Like how you should always be kind to the people around you, to know that theres always something new to learn, to always try to become a better you, and that bears have femboys in them. Moral of the story, go out side find a grizzly bear and provoke it into going on a digital journey with you, trust me, there is a hot fuckable twink in that bear, you will NOT be mauled to death.
2019
Bought the game, put "Hyperzine" into my gas tank, made my car be able to go upwards of 290 MPH, began defying gravity went so fucking fast i did, hit a ramp, got launched into the air, took a smoke outta my glove box and smoked it in 0.2 pico seconds, Crash landed, everything in my car broke on impact, got out, went home, played the game, wonder why the game emulates my life.
2013
Biggest gripe is the "Cleaner Costs" for killing "Civilians" and "Innocents". There are no Innocents in this world, all mankind hast sinned and deserves to be purged. So, EXCUUUUUSSSEE ME for when I decide to fire a slug round through the head of a seven-year old child, it's not like he was gonna grow up looking at furry pornography or something. Not like I ACTIVELY made the world better by splattering the little shit's head all over the wall. sHEESH.
2019
Gay cop, Gay ass Cop, Gay ass Communist Cop, Gay ass right-winged capitalist free market supporting communist cop. Gay ass future seer sighting cop. Gay ass 'bouta die "Finger on the Eject Trigger" cop. Gay ass hobo cop sleepin' in the trash making the news. Gay ass molotov flingin' bullet dodgin' "NO" screaming ass cop.
And concentrated racism makes you look better.
And concentrated racism makes you look better.
2023
The only thing that is missing from this is a built in Leon "Speedo" Kennedy costume so I can see Leons hot agent body or something. This is why MODS exist people, so that gods will can SHINE through all things.
2021
Back when this was released in 2021, I was a bright-eyed 38 year old in his junior year of high school. Oh the fun I had back then, shooting banks, hammering nails into my head, becoming light, and Deltarune Chapter 2 released! Good demo, but nowadays all I feel looking at this game is an undertone of despair and the overwhelming feelings of jealousy and subsequent sorrow whenever I think about the blooming relationship between Susie and Noelle. I have no clue why this happens, all I know is that it happens and that I am scared of it.
2018
I Sexually identify as Kris Undertale from Deltarune. I, on occasion, rip my soul out as well. Not to prevent some greater or higher powers from controlling me, but because i believe the inside of my body smells like shit and my soul needs to be aired out on occasions.
2015
Way back when this released in 2015, I DREADED even killing anything, so much so that I gaslit myself into thinking that I HAD to kill one monster to get the neutral route, I cried myself to sleep when I killed that thing. Now I've seen too many blue soul Sans penis cock vore porn to care anymore, life is pain.
2014
This is one of the few games to fulfil easily the most disgusting, depraved, lustful fetish I have. Seeing a happy family grow up and become a dynasty of wonderful people. That and the fact that there is a furry race change mod, and a boob size increase mod too, those are nice, I guess.
Truly, the marvels of everyday living pale in comparison to being able to shoot guns in VIRTUAL REALITY. I enjoy having to swing my arms around like a fucking dimwitted shit-nosed asshole to move around comfortably, I enjoy having to figure how to put a magazine in a gun because the placement of the fucking thing is 90 Degrees Pitch-wise, I enjoy the fact that instead of shooting things in real-life, with real-life guns and ammunition, I spend my time standing in a dark corner in a wet basement with a TV screen glued to my screen.
2019
Back in my day, all the convicts I got held up with in Pelican Bay called me the HAMMER. For I was able to exert so much force through my headbutts, that with a mere swoop of my pendulum like head, I would explode theirs. This game allows me to relive those days as I can grab any creature I so desire too, and headbutt the everlasting fucking shit out of it till it dies.
Now, if hypothetically Speaking, Dark souls 1 Remastered, was a real humanoid that was female and had an incredibly thicc and juicy ass. Hyopthetically of course. I would motorboat that ass, I would motorboat Dark souls 1 remastered's Hyopthetically Voluminous peach shaped ass.
2019
Why yes I do enjoy staring at blank walls for an extended period of time, How did you know? Is it because that's all I do while "playing" this game? All You do is STARE? I CAN'T STOP STARING? Absolutely jiVving.