oh you love to refine your reflexes and decision making? i have spent over 10,000 hours dying to grenades on dustbowl

1.6: has vehicles
every other counterstrike: does not have vehicles

let my mans drive

i played this game when i was like 13 years old shortly after it came out and now i'm a communist who is right about absolutely everything

had a dedicated button for diving. 6 stars

i suck fucking shit at this game. teenagers from both sides of the atlantic constantly hurl homophobic slurs my way.

but you can theoretically do anything you want with any hero and once upon a time when a game went on too long the map would literally start to break and you'd get random particle effects flying around for some reason.

5 stars

blaseball? kicks ass. great job.

i take half a star away because the game band made the mistake of trying to appease an absolutely feral and ridiculous fanbase that make the main discord unusable.

i take another half star away because they haven't incinerated jessica telephone yet

fun and cool. gun plus super powers isn't new but it's contextualised in an interesting way. i hope emily gets a girlfriend.

British Lads Hit Each Other WIth CHair

i recently played this in anticipation of AW2.

it's possibly the most 2010 video game there is. the game itself isn't particularly stimulating but it does make the very good point that writers are insufferable.