This review was written before the game released

not perfect but this is probably the most I've enjoyed a pokemon game since bw2

always give children a drill they will use it for harm

certainly feels like a rushed port but overall havent ran into a single problem other than intentionally testing one of those seizure inducing glitches. putting that on the side though, I did think the game was aight

chimps in balls. what else is there to say.

i suppose it was his greatest achievement

forever thinking about that one tweet just calling this space harrier with a whole season of seinfeld blasting in your ear

radirgy's edgy younger brother with more daisuke nagata bangers?

2007

plays like the usual katamari game but kinda lacks the soul of every other entry. very much showing that they were running out of steam. they realized this and haven't made a new game since lol

kinda goated in almost every aspect, literally just what the original jsr should've been.

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dude wins by killing birds and also gets a goth gf that's kinda funny

first game has better tracklist but overall better than the first one. also has a monkey.