Reviews from

in the past


This fucking game.......I hope each decade gets a monumental game like this.......The music........Torches.......Flying......Underwater living.....Cloud living.......The coming above ground to see a sunset after a long few quiet nights in caves where no one in the chat has spoken for an hour......Boat trips.......hearing a creeper hiss behind your shoulder........The adventure....The unknown.....The laughs.......The memories.........The imagination.....Lose yourself in the Minecraft The moment you better never let it go goooo

Anybody else remember Mineplex? That was my second home as a kid.

I'd give anything to play One in the Quiver again. Or to suck ass at Survival Games.

One of my favourite games of all time. you can spend hours and hours just being completely creative making what ever you want whenever you want, you can play and interact with your friends and make memories unlike any other game.

Killed 500 dragons and withers and wardens at the same time, was certainly an experience

Minecraft: has a novel lil fantasy world, will have a better and better fantasy world as they refine and add to it, but doesnt have a satisfying combat component and probably wont ever have one. To me a game cant have building alone, I need to be using it for something and the "adventure" part just isnt coming into its own fast enough.


I'm never getting this $30 back

It's just Minecraft. Arguably the most influential game of the past 20 years and probably one of the only games that has had an active community for so long and is still so popular. Endless possibilities is what Minecraft made a reality in videogames.

It's incredible what the original Minecraft accomplished, and continues to accomplish now. This brought my friends and I much closer in high school, and I'll be forever grateful for that.

This game is like half life except its minecraft

This is just one of those games you can come back to every few years and have a ton of fun with. It's solid game design and timeless.

It's Minecraft, why are you looking at reviews of fucking Minecraft?

Come on, it's Minecraft. The only limit is your imagination. I grew up with this game and there is so much to it. I like to play the single player mode in a grindy sort of way where I farm to produce resources to build very large structures, which is probably a 3.5 experience. But, playing this game on a server with friends is the pinnacle of multiplayer gaming.

This is a super hard game to rate, especially since I believe that the best (and only reasonable way to play on a world for more than 2 hours) is modded. The base game is good, but damn if I'm not tired of it after probably at least two thousand hours of it. Would recommend Material Energy^3 and Questing Mayhem.

update from Several years into the future:
vanilla survival is actually legit maybe like a 4 or 5/10. boring as shit and there's nothing to do. BUT mods make this game really good, and so do all the servers with minigames and whatnot. Adventure maps are great as well, don't know how much those really exist anymore but they're always fun. Everything here is good except the actual "main" game and it sucks that so many devs have taken the wrong message from this game's success and just made soooo many shitty, boring survival crafting games lol

I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT I HATE REDDIT

It's 2013 on a July night. Your windows are cracked open, and the air smells crisp and wet. The crickets outside are comforting. "I'll be right back" you say to your friend in chat. When you get up you notice how tired you are, it's way past your bed time. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor as you sleepily walk to the pantry and grab a snack. You smile because you don't have school tomorrow. In this moment, you only have to worry about a creeper spawning in your house. Life is good.

Can I even rate this any lower? I've seen people complain about the new additions, but honestly that's just the course of nature. People hate change.
Minecraft is an unavoidable addition to any game collection. It's the most popular game. Of course it's enjoyable.
I've spent hours and hours playing, vanilla, modded, shaders on, shaders off, servers, and alone. All that. I tend to prefer to play modded but even then I can always return to vanilla and it never feels stale.
I remember my first time playing Minecraft even. On my mother's iPad of all things. Tilling the ground for seeds, building my house against the world border, building pixel art ufs I found on Google images over and over. Dirt huts galore. Truly a great game. There's not really anything to say.

This game is 95% carried by the community but thank god it is. I don't think there's a game that has given me more fun over the past 10 years of my life than Minecraft.

So, the main problem with Minecraft's singleplayer is a general lack of things to do. Once you've played it enough you either start minmaxxing in your survival world or start building aimlessly (and you can get to this part really damn fast if you're experienced enough). The 'exploration' part of Minecraft has been quite underutilized as a result because the Overworld does just feel like a bunch of empty land with not much to do, at least without mods and whatnot.

I wish we got more content in each update, with more reasons to explore. Honestly, the Nether and Cave changes have been really fun and add to the replayability of the game. It does feel a bit more exploration-based, and I think the building is already top-notch as it is in Minecraft. I just wished they could do more.

However, with such an open and creative game, you get some really damn creative people who play it. There are SO MANY THINGS TO DO in Minecraft when taking into account the community. Whether it's mods, or servers, or community events, there's just so many things to enjoy with other people. The survival multiplayer loop also becomes amazing if you have a group of people, culminating in what is pretty much the perfect multiplayer game.

Honestly, if this game didn't get as big as it did, it wouldn't be half as good. However, I'm thankful for the past 10 years this game has granted to me and it's been a wonderful time.

in grade ten we had a PE teacher who would usually just give up and say "fuck it, go do whatever activities you want here with your friends." i didn't have any friends so i just kinda sat there and he was like, "why the fuck are you just sitting there" and i was like, "fuck you man i dunno what to do." this game is very neat but it feels exactly like that to me. it's only fun with friends and even then, never a game i really choose to play. or want to play. you gotta put in so much time to make anything neat and, if you haven't already played this before, playing it with people who have just pisses them off when you don't know how to smelt shit. maybe i could spend fifty hours gathering materials and learning how to use redstone to build a little lever or something or i could just have sex with my wife.

Caving into my yearly Minecraft urge

really bloated after a certain point and the progression is really not that good but thankfully pretty much every old version is accessible in the launcher and just as fun as they were years ago. 1.7.3 might be a little overhyped though, the adventure update isn't that bad

Very fun and replayable survival simulator but updates that have come out in recent years feel pointless and over complicated while features that people have been asking for for years are left ignored.

Diggy Diggy hole am I right guys?
Honestly I never got into this game I just know everyone on YouTube who plays it goes fucking insane somehow

Welp, I just discovered a Twitter account that draws muscled, big cocked Enderman having raw and pure gay sex. I fear there's no way back for me anymore...

...the endermen are hot, I never thought I'd get to the point of horniness to have this be a real thought to cross my mind but I genuinely can't LIKE COME ONYHETHRTHTTTBFNKFMDMD

Nunca é um bom sinal quando eu me percebo jogando Minecraft novamente. Minecraft volta para a minha vida somente quando tem algo de muito errado com ela. Isso porque não é um jogo, para mim, sobre liberdade, criatividade e aventura, mas sim um jogo sobre organização, compulsão e controle.

Não é a toa ele ter sido um dos jogos mais jogados quando eu estava recém formado, desempregado, sem perspectiva de arranjar qualquer emprego. Minha vida estava um caos e tudo o que eu queria era ter certeza sobre alguma coisa, eu queria me sentir no controle do meu destino.

No jogo, eu passava horas colecionando e categorizando blocos, automatizando drops, acumulando recursos, construindo edifícios, tentando juntar as migalhas de qualquer sensação de agência e controle para me sentir vivo.

Não jogo mais Minecraft hoje, mas ele sempre volta em algum momento. Ele fica na espreita, como um urubu olhando o animal moribundo esperando para tirar uma lasca de carniça. O que me resta é esperar que, cada vez mais cedo, eu consiga entender o que realmente significa em cada momento aquela vontade de começar um mundo novo e criar o primeiro workbench.

I am going to grab this game by the suckles and milk it dry with my bare hands. I will squeeze everything I can until the soul of this game crushes under my empire. I shall remain God.


I would only consider removing half a star for the mediocre amount of content those nincampoops at microsoft are putting out aint cutting it. Base game is peak gaming, peaked in the 1.7-1.8 era tbh tbh which was a time where Miku was still involved in the creative process. Miss her fr!!

There is a reason this is the greatest selling game of all time. This is an experience that no one knew they wanted until it arrived and then everyone realized it was what they had been wanting all along. Also a huge accomplishment for such a simple looking game to grow into what it is - gameplay is king, not graphics.

I still occasionally dip into a saved survival mode for a quick nostalgia fest, but after 15 minutes I'm pretty over it. I still love the 2 Player Productions "Minecraft: The Story of Mojang" documentary, if only to shake my head in disbelief at the humble beginnings vs. where the game (and everyone) is now.

I don't know how to review Minecraft because pretty much anything is possible in it, but it's one of the best games ever made.