Reviews from

in the past


honestly fuck neopets. not only did they ban my account when i accidentally found an item duplication glitch when i was literally 9 (assholes), they also had that data breach that leaked my email, password, IP address, date of birth, and name. also i don't think i can count this against neopets but i was also banned from the neopets discord server

Neopets' decentralized, browser-based, user-driven infrastructure grew organically into a world of mystery: online grandparents, virtual billionnaires, once-in-a-blue-moon events, hidden hyperlinks, and comically account-ruining consequences.

De longe o "jogo" de browser que mais joguei, digo entre " por que neopets sempre esteve mais para uma rede social e tbm uma plataforma para jogos flash

Queria que a marca ainda existisse pois ainda tenho muito apego aos designs do jogo.

I don’t know how to begin to rate this

Nem lembro quanto tempo fiquei jogando essa maravilha na infância. Neopets é tão cheio de detalhes, tão rico em design, jogos, na própria lore também, deu pra ver que tem bastante carinho. Mas com o passar do tempo, foi sendo esquecido, nem sei se o site ainda existe.
A melhor parte era explorar os mapas e descobrir coisas secretas.


Made an account 19 years ago so i like to think i've seen most of what neo has had to offer. Watching the site become a husk of its former glory has been sad, still i find myself coming back to the site once a year for a couple of days.

Its almost unplayable nowdays with the death of flash. Most of the games are gone, pages are broken and games that are fixed run pretty poorly.


nowhere near as good as Club Penguin from my experience but damn did those Neopets designs go hard

Aaaaah, damn it, I forgot to feed them for two decades!

I poured too many hours into this as a kid to not log it. Miss all my 13 neopets that I had on separate accounts because I kept forgetting my password.

you can feed feces to a t-rex in this

They're getting bonus points from me for finally updating to have 2FA in the year of our lord 2022 and because I'm nostalgia-pilled and probably won't ever quit playing this game.

Um dos maiores MMOs infantis mais impressionantes, tanto pela quantidade de coisas que ele conseguiu juntar em um único universo (pelo amor de Deus, até bolsa de valores tinha), tanto pelo tempo que ele ainda tá ai no ar.

Nostalgic fun, plain and simple. Everybody knows all there is to know about this game already.

The history surrounding this game is so much funnier and more intriguing than how it actually is in its current post-flash-death state. Like wym it was once involved with Scientology? Currently involved with NFTs?

every time I want to keep my list tidy and organized with games I beat recently I just remember some bullshit game I dumped hundreds of hours into 15 years ago or something, this is driving me NUTS

It's difficult to give a concrete rating to a game that has been around and changing with the internet for more than two decades.

On one hand it created and for a while dominated the niche subgenre of the browser pet sim, but as the years went by many others surfaced that either did things different enough to grab players attention away from it, as well as adding quality of life improvements to keep them playing.
I haven't checked it out in a while so I'm not sure of it's current state, and I can't say that it's an experience that I'd recommend to people who have never tried a game like this before.

Is one of those experiences that unfortunately is not the same as it once was and relies a lot on it's community to be enjoyable.

But if you love collecting 20+ years worth of items, trophies, collectables and so on who am I to stop you?

However if you're interested on the history of the site (which is fascinating to me) I highly recommend checking out any documentary essay on youtube that you can find on it, the stuff that this game has brought up to the table and all it's controversies are incredible.

wtf... theres creachers in this game

i enjoy

If I was reviewing this a few years back, I would be a lot kinder. I felt nostalgic though recently and went back to it. I should not have bothered. With the death of flash and company more interested in hawking NFTs than actually fixing things, you've got a site that's barely held together with broken pages, dead games and barely functioning basic features.

The total lack of games hurts. Sure they've tried to bring some over to the new system outside of flash but the amount of actual games can now be counted on a hand. Dont worry though! They remembered to port all the gambling stuff like the shitty wheels and slot machines, because when I think 'Kids Games', I think 'Gambling'.

Just let the site die. It had a good run and like the Simpsons, it should just have a last hurrah celebration and then end.

I originally gave this website - the original website, not the broken mess it is now - four stars for being an important part of my childhood, but that was before the massive security breach where user data was leaked and being sold on the dark web.

Dumbasses really thought they could sell NFTs while still using Internet security from circa 2002, damn.

One time I got a Neopets toy from Mcdonald's and I held it out the window of the car by its tag and it flew out of my hand. We went back for it but couldn't find it. I was bummed out.

Neopets was a weird time. I love collectible cute animals though.

I won't elaborate, but Neopets might be the most maximalist game ever made.

idk how to explain it, other than this was a gateway. a gateway to somethin i can’t tell u what word i’m thinking of tbh

If this was released today it would have an M rating.

the penultimate gaming experience. perfect in every way. art in its most refined form.


very good as an outlet for gambling that doesn't end up ruining your life

you can't really rate neopets bc on some days it is a 5 star experience and sometimes you want to destroy the entire site