45 reviews liked by Albert


Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse

I thought to myself "this game is evil" about every 10 minutes for my entire playthrough and it somehow topped itself every time.

I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could play this game and not think it’s the best fighting game of all time.

the feminine urge to reunite with the androgynous physical embodiment of a fragment of your soul that was forcibly taken away from you as a child and become whole again

Dope game, enjoyed it a lot. Very much from the era it was released, a good ol fashioned video game, game. Some good ol' dumb fun with a solid story behind it. Had me captivated the whole time played it in one sitting. W game.

what if Silent Hill was your phone????? have u ever thought that social media is bad?? teenage girls wouldn't be bullies online if they just went shopping. maybe if they watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within on a big tasty plasma TV, that'd work too.

Theres a universe where God Hand is the most popular game ever created and this game slipped out of that universe and into ours

Crazy how this came out two generations ago and action games still haven't figured out the importance of vocals kicking in during the final phase of a boss fight

"this game is deep and stuff bro, it says something about the human contidion" I utter as I furiously masturbate to 2B sfm porn