Max Payne's Pro Skater

The Blockbuster First-Party Exclusive for the Holidays

Bandersnatch but Epic

this is now the second time that EA has released the best thing they've put out in years and not marketed it at all.

It's on sight for you lot

I don't know how I am continually shocked by the last half hour of Kirby games repeatedly even though I already know the score but my jaw was on the floor once the final level began and did not leave until the very end

We need to go back to the days where level or character themes had lyrics.

Sonic found dead in Miami

Serj Tankian going DADADADA is my religion

3D Mario but about immigration and the worlds response to the pandemic instead of Italians

no hitscanners

10/10

This game is the equivalent of surprisingly well written Bloodborne Fan Fiction and I mean that with 100 percent sincerity

It's another western horror about Catholic Guilt but I promise the rest is really good

Almost makes it worth paying for Nintendo's garbage online

1 star removed for having Neil Druckmann in it

A lot of people for years to come will call this game "revolutionary" or "influential" without a hint of irony much like BOTW.

Much like BOTW it doesn't really do anything especially "new", it's just a really good one of these types of games

I can finally dress as a cowboy again

Make the sequel more like God Hand for the PS2

fiction where the main character just has a grumpy guy in his head is slowly becoming one of my favourite genres

There is an inverse scale between how good it feels to shoot a gun in a Borderlands game and how unbearable the dialogue is

very realistic, you could tell because the in-universe supernatural podcast hosts were annoying as hell

I'd like to say I'd developed a distinguished pallette for comedy since I played this originally in 2013 but I actually cried laughing at a parody of early YouTube windows movie maker videos so what does that say about me?

Reddit Presents Dusk

There are like 50 final fantasy games in development right now, all catering to a different fan and there were still people out there with the gall to get super pissed off at this one specifically because it looked like this lol

Live a Live and Let a Let Die a Die

I never actually saw The Rise Of Skywalker, I went to see Cats instead.

I think I hate Stat Wars

I dropped this game like 10 hours in because it quickly became an incredibly boring experience that squanders its main gimmick by making every form feel exactly the same

So I guess Nobody really did save the world

They finally cracked the code of how to make a decent Pokémon game and the answer was to just make a different game.

The problem is the parts that are still a Pokémon game

Cosmic Heterosexuality