This one is just Scooby-Doo if it was evil and demented

This one is just Impractical Jokers if it was evil and demented

I loved the original Resident Evil 4 so much. It's one of my favorite games ever made, and it is nearly perfect every sense of the word. Notice how I said nearly perfect, because there was just a few issues: the game had too much soul and I hated that Salazar wore a hat. For years I had thought if only there was a game that could solve my problems.

I lived in agony until this fateful day, when Capcom gave me exactly what I wanted. This is why I game.

+1 star for keeping Arthur
+1 star for adding Ultron
+1 star for SOUL STONE

I know people wont agree with my controversial opinion but this game reminds me of the Mona Lisa as the developers at infinity ward masterfully crafted their work to fit the mold of what was done in the past with games such as Bloodborne metal gear solid 3 and umineko. I only played the free trial though so its over and its back to mediocrity for the rest of my life instead of this.

"Back then, we were in modern warfare. But now? This is modern warfare 2"
Bravo.

Definition of GOAT: Greatest Of All Time: used to refer to or describe the person who has performed better than anyone else ever, especially in a sport.

Definition of GOAT (Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn): Brom.

Above all else, Brom is the GOAT. There is no questioning this fact. No one else in this game is Brom. Every character in this game wishes they were Brom, but they will never be. They wish they could be even half of who he is, but they never will be. Brom is a soldier, a champion, and a family man. The strongest generals and even the mightiest gods tremble when they see him approaching. It's not a matter of if Brom can triumph, it's a matter of how fast he will. He is the Greatest Of All Time.

This review contains spoilers

Pros
-playable wheelchair Polnareff
Cons
-Man in the mirror

Beat turnabout big top in a language I can't read
ビッグトップはヤギです

Frank West should be the protagonist of every game and take a picture during the most crucial moments of the story like if he was in Mother 3 he'd take a picture while [REDACTED DUE TO MAJOR AND HEAVY SPOILERS]
"Open your eyes and see the world around you. Can't you see the Dead Rising, Frank?"
Bravo.

Fun game with great Ape assist but sad netcode. Will get full 5 stars when they add at least one of these characters as playable.
-Jacket (Hotline Miami)
-Dart Monkey (Bloons Tower Defense)
-Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
-Cuphead (Cuphead)

What a nice game with good art and music I wonder if the composer has a Twitter account
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Very fun game. Nice artstyle good music and awesome bosses. Happy that Capcom keeps supporting this franchise even though it isn't a big success. They should've marketed it more though. Still haven't gotten the true ending but I'll keep playing until I get it.










THAT'S ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU CONTRARIAN IDIOTS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOUR HORRIFIC LITTLE ATTORNEY IS NOT GETTING ANOTHER GAME! YOU SO DESPERATELY CLING TO THE IDEA OF YOUR JOKE DESIGN OF A FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER GETTING INTO WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY THE VIDEO GAME HALL OF FAME, AND IT DISGUSTS ME! IT IS UTTERLY PUTRID! STOP! FUCKING STOP! GHOSTS N' GOBLINS RUNS FUCKING CIRCLES AROUND THE PHOENIX WRIGHT FRANCHISE, IT IS OBJECTIVELY MORE POPULAR AND MEMORABLE, AND 30+ YEARS FROM NOW GHOSTS N' GOBLINS WILL BE FONDLY REMEMBERED WHILE PHOENIX WILL BE ESSENTIALLY WIPED FROM EXISTENCE. HE'S NOT GETTING IN. HE'S NEVER FUCKING GETTING IN. STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. PHOENIX. AND BEFORE YOU BAFOONS LEAVE ANY BRAINDEAD COMMENTS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'VE HEARD EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THE BOOK. NONE OF YOU COME EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING WITTY OR CHARMING. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN. ARTHUR IS IN.

EDIT: I got the true ending. Sir Arthur is such a great and respectable hero.