I think the development team had a security breach this shit runs like ASS

You won't last 2 Hours 33 Minutes and 51 Seconds playing this game

I'd like to meet the sick fuck that decided the music when you put on the Speed Shoes should be the worst fucking thing ever

Call me a Splatfest Winner the way I'm betting it all on Vanilla

Sonic Advance? Erm, it seems pretty simple to me

There was zero Wonder in this World

But I don't WANT to cure cancer! I want to make people shoot dinosaurs!

Being self-aware about your sexual harassment does not change the fact that it is sexual harassment

Is it fucked up to say Sherry looks like a Keebler Elf?

Fuck Egg Dealer and fuck the Egg Horse it rode in on

The so-called "fastest" thing alive