Cabanela
i've cooked this turkey for 20 minutes, if it's still raw by now i swear to god...
the turkey in question:
the turkey in question:
2024
"WHATS UP GUYS?! TODAY WE WILL BE CONFRONTING HORRORS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION! BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON-"
a mere 10 minutes later
"oh my god guys, luke was killed... can we please get 10,000 likes for luke?"
a mere 10 minutes later
"oh my god guys, luke was killed... can we please get 10,000 likes for luke?"
"Raiden, forget everything I just told you. The most important thing for you do to now is to buy 1,800 v-bucks and order the Raiden bundle in the Item Shop. Recreate your favorite moments from Metal Gear Solid 2: Guns of Liberty with the Raiden skin, alongside Solid Snake in the Battle pass. And Raiden, always remember to crank 90s and get a victory royale."
I am 99% sure that this is where the term "peak fiction" came from because nothing can be done to improve this
2016
lone youtuber: "MAN, AM I STRUGGLING TO FIND SOME BACKGROUND FOOTAGE... IF ONLY THERE WAS A GAME I COULD PLAY TO GET SOME..."
clustertrucks: Mercy_Overwatch.gif
clustertrucks: Mercy_Overwatch.gif
2023
If a Garten of Banban hater opinionates, I disagree
If a Garten of Banban hater speaks, I ignore
If a Garten of Banban hater fails, I laugh
If a Garten of Banban hater thinks, I despise
If Garten of Banban has 100 fans, I am one of them
If Garten of Banban has 1 fan, I am that fan
If the world is against Garten of Banban, I'm against the entire world
'Till my last breath, I'll support Garten of Banban
If a Garten of Banban hater speaks, I ignore
If a Garten of Banban hater fails, I laugh
If a Garten of Banban hater thinks, I despise
If Garten of Banban has 100 fans, I am one of them
If Garten of Banban has 1 fan, I am that fan
If the world is against Garten of Banban, I'm against the entire world
'Till my last breath, I'll support Garten of Banban
2010
dead rising 2 is so cool i wish motorcycling was real
FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDI-
2023
this game is honestly really good when the game's servers actually work because deep silver/starbreeze decided to make a game that's servers run on a comically large magnet
2008
dead space is so cool i wish atheism was real
2022
Came for the Mario 64 face manipulation gameplay, stayed for the really interesting presentation and execution. Give this game a try if you haven't, it's a really unique game that is really unique in a fair amount of ways.
2006
dead rising is so cool I wish journalism was real
i had an awakening.
2019
This game is far from perfect, Saejima and Akiyama's parts respectively are heavily flawed, but this game is probably the best game of all time.
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle