FUCK THE OSCARSSSS!!!

It's nothing crazy, but it's a decent time whenever I got a second to kill.

lmao I dunno what I was doing for the most part, but shit was still fun.

I have no idea how I couldn't figure out the stone tiki puzzle as a kid. Kinda crazy that I was able to 100% this in two play sessions as an adult, whereas this game felt massive as a kid. Overall, even without my nostalgic bias, it was a solid time that was thoroughly entertaining at pretty much every beat. Nothing crazy.

Felt it could have been more creative throughout, but it has its small highlights. Cute thing to squeeze in between other games.

Just doing a shit ton of walking was actually somehow super engaging. Shit's magic, man.

I played it for a half hour and I was fucking bored and got motion sickness 👍👍

I knew playing as Jill was gonna be an easier time, but I didn't expect it to be turbo baby dumb mode. Still a good time, but goddamn I'm so happy I played as Chris the first time. Can't believe most people recommend just playing as Jill smh 🤦

It has some cute ideas, but ultimately falls short due mostly to frustrating combat. Takes a million years for a move to come through after pushing whichever buttons. Only recommended to whores and gooners.

Fine game. Fuck that trophy bug. 😠

Expected it to be alright like the first game and Miles but this shit's the real deal.

It was pretty good. Could have been a bit longer to let the game breathe a bit and maybe allow for a bit more elaborate puzzles, but at the end of the day, shit's still tight. Not the best vacuum game of the 6th gen though. Blinx still has my heart ❤.

It's honestly pretty mediocre. Most missions are just reading minds and then mindlessly zapping shit, but it's got a charm to it that I like for some reason. Crypto and Pox just carry the game, I guess.