ChaoticBrave
1999
Imagine having to be the one after FF7. The highs are high here, but the lows are pretty low too cough basketball court scene cough. I wish the non-Squall characters were given a bit more depth.
2000
Proof that many people play these games for their characters rather than their stories or gameplay. The battles are slow, Trance is bad, and the pacing goes off the rails after Disc 2. However, there is so much to love in the first half, and the ensemble you have at the start are among the series' finest.
2001
This game is so good that it made me think that every Resident Evil game is overrated.
I would probably be singing a different tune if I was playing the remake. Cute idea but has a painful difficulty spike near the end.
Worth playing for Mark Hamill as the Joker alone. The combat and the stealth are fun, although some activities in the game can get repetitive.
2016
Probably has some of the better boss fights of recent memory. I'd dare say it handles them better than Dark Souls. A lack of text can be both a blessing and a curse. While it lets the atmosphere do the talking, it can cause the UI to feel vague.
2017
Definitely the best of the sandbox Mario games. The controls and camera are top-notch, and the level designs are as great as usual. Although I will agree that some moon placements can feel amateurish.
I wasn't expecting to like this as much as I did. If you can't get into the style of ClassicVania, then this one will do a good job at easing you in.
After playing Pokemon Go, I decided to lower this further. What works on mobile devices doesn't work here. Oh, and the remix of the gym leader theme is a bad song. I'm sorry if this wasn't a very wholesome review.
2019
The RE Engine and UI are great, Mr X and the alligator escape sequence aren't so great. That weird flirting scene and the new music also irk me enough to prevent this from going any higher.
Despite preferring the IGAvanias, I thought that this was one weaker than Curse of the Moon. I felt that it went on for a lot longer than it should've. The UI and music are still great though, as is hearing a lot of the talents from the PS1 era.
2011
This review contains spoilers
I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.
I still believe that this is the most polished of the trilogy, and doing Death Tornado spins still gives me a rush. The motorcycle sections just keep getting worse with age though.
While Classic Mega Man isn't something I'm super hot on, I can't deny that this is a really good deal. Almost all of the movesets in each of the games are fun to mess around with, and there is plenty of charm to be had.
1999
I should probably play Nitro Fuelled when I can find a time. The physics are really fun to toy with here, and this is coming from someone who isn't that keen on the genre. The boss fights are really bad though: they literally cheat (one them has a sensible explanation for it though), and they reuse previous tracks.