Pikmin 1: perfect game
Pikmin 2: bloated Pikmin 1
Pikmin 3: perfect game
Pikmin 4: bloated Pikmin 2

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get you a PC that can load a 12-player map faster than Sean Bean can say "FROM THE FIRST STIRRINGS OF LIFE BENEATH WATER"

this game is what would happen if you took a nap and got sleep paralysis immediately after snorting cocaine

beautiful game, excellent remaster. grounded mode is fucking nuts. stay tuned for my 2027 manifesto on why everyone is wrong about the ending

I wish all CNMN a very shut the fuck up

lots of people saying that this is an insightful commentary on game development and player choice and the corporate death drive to cannibalize meaningful experiences and regurgitate them as hollow "media properties" until every last drop of marketability has been squeezed out. everyone is reading too much into it, it is actually a gay love story about a man and a bucket

would rate higher if I could find more songs I actually like instead of just playing "Money" by Pink Floyd over and over again

if opening resource crates didn't require you to switch to the wrench/gravity gun every goddamn time, this would be the best game ever made

factorio for people who are good at minecraft creative mode

(I am neither good at factorio nor minecraft creative mode)

if you shaved like 10 hours off of this it would be the best game ever made

trumck

spent my first post-college summer playing this instead of getting a job. 10/10

reject compulsory heterosexuality, embrace krobus

finally beat all the hitless boss fights and now I'm literally god