Claybreak
i played this in 2015 and i never left the hinterlands
2013
this ages worse every year
2021
what if five nights at freddies tried to scam middle schoolers into buying cryptocurrency
2021
this game real nails the sensation of boss fights going from "horrifically difficult bullet sponge that hits like a truck and won't ever die" to "weak baby boy in an easy peasy baby game" the more you have to fight them and learn their attacks
2003
i was vibing with the creative decision to have all spoken dialogue be in an alien-sounding science fiction conlang until i found out the steam copy is just broken to make the voice acting be in french
2018
i wish my depression would let me turn into a cube like in a tom and jerry cartoon
2020
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i like that this game ends the exact same way as clue (1985) if you do everything right
2019
this was good! also i didn't realize that sally was supposed to be the girl from last game until like five hours in
they should make a movie out of this
2020
kids these days
2021
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stop being mean to berdly or i will cry
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"i'm not gonna give you the answer, so instead i'm gonna give you something you'll think about for the rest of your life"
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only umineko could turn the state of relief from kyrie being cleared of the question arc murders into something completely different as the tea party pulled up the curtains and revealed her being the mastermind would've been mercifully less devastating
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erika is great as an antagonist because she captures the essence of having that one entitled shithead in the dangan ronpa roleplay who is convinced they're the main character and too cool for this story while they make everyone else in the game exhausted and miserable
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this is the point when you can tell umineko is beginning to melt and i mean that as a compliment